an excellent compound bow...arrows will be easy to make
a book on how to make all the cool stuff needed to conquer....nitrate-charcoal-sulfur...where to find it etc and how to make a functioning barrel
endless supply of STD defeating antibiotics since I am sure to be rather popular with the girls given my tools will make me popular
My goal would be to jump start every century so that by the the time when Columbus would have discovered America instead Native Americans have already developed steam engines and an intercontinental railway and are about to achieve the first manned flight in an aircraft.
Let the Euroweenies fall to their knees knowing that in America the Indian tribes are over 200 years or more advanced than they are.
Hopefully an isolated superior advanced nation built soley upon native Americans like the Cherokee and such become the dominant rulers of the free world. Bigger than Britain or Germany, more powerful but not warmongers instead.
Laptop, alternator, copy of Encarta.
I’d use tools of the day to enable the alternator to be used as a charger for the laptop.
Three large ships, or I aint going!
Antibiotics and a tweezer
A sturdy knife.
Large print KJV Bible, I just know I’d drop my glasses.
And six months supply of vitamin C, most people had scurvy or where on the verge of scurvy, and I need time to figure out what has vit C.
Probably the highest grade stainless steel knife I could find.
The best general purpose teflon pan. (big enough to make soups, also able to fry eggs)
An extra pair of shoes. (counting that as one item, I think that still fits the rules)
My wife my dog and free repibli
My wife my dog and free republic
a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
Detailed medical volume.
Detailed chemistry volume.
English-Latin Dictionary.
Solar powered Fleshlight
Solar powered Electromagnetic Laser Gun
The World’s Largest Yodel
So much for taking a bar of bath soap.
Penicillin making equipment with instructions.
Book of how to make stuff.
Extensive book of botanicals.
For example ... a Garmin GPS unit with a solar power supply would be a no-brainer to me, but am I assuming that there are satellites in orbit to make the Garmin work correctly?
3 gold bars. Then I can setup a kingdom of my own..
The series “Connections”, video player and solar batteries.
1. A shirt
2. A pair of pants
3. A good pair of shoes
I didn’t know if clothes would be included in the trip. It wasn’t specified so I had to assume not.
Don’t wanna be caught naked in 8th century Europe.
penicillin
Plans for a steam-powered electric generator
A Barrett 82A1
My spinning wheel, my drum carder and my interchangeable knitting needle set.
I won’t conquer the world, or jumpstart the industrial revolution, but I will be able to earn a living at fifty and female.