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Humblegunner meets Lazamataz (caption this pic!)
10/5/12

Posted on 10/05/2012 9:09:55 PM PDT by NYTexan



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KEYWORDS: am1997; bogpimps; drunkinpublic; ewwww; freepers; gangnamstyle; humblegunner; idhitit; itmustbeclosingtime; laxgunner; laz; lazamataz; midgetsandponies; napl; notmyfault; oppa; postnazi; psy; teeth; tx; ugly; unni
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To: TheOldLady

I sooooo miss you. I bathed with your soap last night! :)


441 posted on 10/11/2012 12:09:47 PM PDT by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: onyx

442 posted on 10/11/2012 12:22:16 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: NYTexan

443 posted on 10/11/2012 12:25:26 PM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa (Vote for Goode, end up with evil, pat self on back repeatedly)
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To: JoeProBono

LOLOLOLOL.
Love you, guy!


444 posted on 10/11/2012 12:25:42 PM PDT by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: TheOldLady

You’re just tryin’ to give me “the big head,” ain’t ya?


445 posted on 10/11/2012 12:40:20 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: TheOldLady; onyx

My husband said to tell TOL that he really digs “fresh cut grass.”


446 posted on 10/11/2012 12:51:05 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: BuckeyeTexan; TheOldLady
My husband said to tell TOL that he really digs “fresh cut grass.”

Amazing! Mine put SOAP out FIRST, (freshly cut green grass) next to the kitchen sink.

447 posted on 10/11/2012 12:54:44 PM PDT by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Nah! You’re humble too, dear.


448 posted on 10/11/2012 1:03:08 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: onyx; BuckeyeTexan

Yes, I knew I was in trouble when the “Fresh Cut Grass” scent was immediately the most popular one.

I hope y’all liked the other scents as well. Sigh...

Tex, please tell your husband I said, “Thank you!!”

And a big “Thank you!!” to DrO as well.


449 posted on 10/11/2012 1:06:10 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady; BuckeyeTexan

Happy Dance for me last night = Rose fragrance! LOVE IT! SILK powder!


450 posted on 10/11/2012 1:13:11 PM PDT by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: BuckeyeTexan; humblegunner
All right, darlin’. That’s it! You’re fixin’ to get it. Be on the lookout. Big girl panties on the way.

Only someone like a cruel bitch would do that. ;)

451 posted on 10/11/2012 1:31:36 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: onyx; BuckeyeTexan

They all contain silk powder and cosmetic micas. The silk makes them smooth, and the micas make them sparkle.

I guess this means that I really have to make more for next year, huh. I think I’ll start making them a bit sooner this time. They should all be colored as well, but I hadn’t dug through the packed boxes in my craft room. Before long, it will all be set up and ready for making soap.

When we moved here from California, I had an inventory of what was in each of about 400 boxes. I carefully photographed the contents of each one, added descriptions, and stuck them in a 3-ring binder. I still have it, of course.

But for the short, 1-mile move from the rental to this place, I wasn’t so thorough (kicks self), so I can’t find stuff. Sigh... It will all get done eventually.


452 posted on 10/11/2012 1:34:13 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: BuckeyeTexan; Lazamataz
We accept and love you as you are.

That's nice.

Because since I'm as charming as Sean Connery and look like
Brad Pitt bred with Mel Gibson, with a bit of Bruce Willis on the side...

I can afford to be magnanimous.

453 posted on 10/11/2012 1:39:42 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

You forgot as witty as Oscar Wilde, as urbane as James Bond, and have the Gangnam Style of PSY.

..... and you are as imaginitive as Mark Twain, apparently. ;)


454 posted on 10/11/2012 1:45:32 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: TheOldLady

Can you make soap from scratch?

It will be a good after-the-collapse skill to barter. :)


455 posted on 10/11/2012 1:47:00 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m still hoping not to get called on the Pitt breeding with Gibson imagery.


456 posted on 10/11/2012 1:49:19 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner
I used Mind Bleach on that one.

Besides, it's not believable. Now if you had paired Pitt with CRUISE, then THAT could have worked out. They both eat The Nancy Salad. :)

457 posted on 10/11/2012 1:51:43 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz

Yes. All my soap is made from scratch using fats, oils, and lye with added extras, colors, scents, silk, micas, etc.

I started out in 1999 with a kitchen scale and soon found out it wasn’t adequate.

Bryan bought me a triple-beam balance accurate to .1 gram, and my soap has come out very well ever since.

I learned all about saponification of fats with lye and the behavior and the sap. value of each fat/oil.

Then I wrote my own formulas, and we have not bought a bar of soap since, LOL!


458 posted on 10/11/2012 1:59:58 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
According to Tyler Durbin in "Fight Club", the very best soaps can be made using human fat.

Can you make me a few bars of that?

459 posted on 10/11/2012 2:01:23 PM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: Lazamataz

See Post #457, Sentence #1


460 posted on 10/11/2012 2:06:10 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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