[humblegunner]

We accept and love you as you are.

That's nice.

Because since I'm as charming as Sean Connery and look like
Brad Pitt bred with Mel Gibson, with a bit of Bruce Willis on the side...

I can afford to be magnanimous.

[Lazamataz]

You forgot as witty as Oscar Wilde, as urbane as James Bond, and have the Gangnam Style of PSY.

..... and you are as imaginitive as Mark Twain, apparently. ;)