Move Over Obamagirl - Here Come's the Obamaphone Lady

self,vanity | 10/5/2012 | self

[zencycler]

Hey B, it’s me. If you’re there, pick up.
I just got my phone from the Obamaphone plan. [Sigh]
Anyway, call me back.



I was walking around, didn't know what to do
Democratic Convention 2-0-1-2
I never wanted to have anything more
Than a free phone from you
So I put down the help wanted ads
Knew that phone had to be mine
So black and sexy, it's so fine
‘Cause I’ve got a crush on my Obamaphone



I cannot wait, 'til 2-0-1-6
'Cause I know my Bammy boy will get me my phone fix
Then I can make some crank calls
and play some nasty ol' tricks
Or I can call you when your home alone
'Cause I got a crush on my Obamaphone
I cannot wait, 'til 20-16
Cause if Romney got in, he'd be so mean
I wouldn't have any phone
Unless I spend some o' my green
But I don't wanna act like I'm grown
'Cause I got a crush on my Obamaphone



You’re into my total security
Let’s just give me everything I need
Universal phone-care reform
It makes me warm
You tell the truth, unlike Romney
Cause that dog won't give no phone to me
You can Barack me all night long
'Cause I’ve got a crush on my Obamaphone



I cannot wait, 'til 20-16
Cause if Romney got in, he'd be so mean
I wouldn't have any phone
Unless I spend some o' my green
But I don't wanna act like I'm grown
'Cause I got a crush on my Obamaphone
I cannot wait, 'til it's too late
'Cause when phone get's here it'll be so great
It'll be small, black and hard
And I can set it to vibrate
So you can call me when I'm home
'Cause I got a crush on my Obamaphone



1-900-B-O-PHONE
1-900-B-O-PHONE
I don't have to cry, I don't have to moan
I don't have to pay to make it my own
'Cause I got a crush on my Obamaphone

[American Constitutionalist]

Basit Bawl Jones's sista Lorretta Evetta Jones( for those who live in Rio Linda, that's Basketball Jones ) ....

[Berlin_Freeper]

In Germany the so-called poor don’t get phones or food stamps.

[TigersEye]

I gotsa Alligata Snappin' Tuttle tongue!

[cynwoody]

In Germany the so-called poor don’t get phones or food stamps.

Do tell. Didn't the Krauts invent the Welfare State?

Well, ok, it was a Frog who imagined it. But everyone knows Frogs are incompetent (except for wine and cheese). Frogs are complex. Krauts are organized! So, obviously, it was up to the Krauts to get it right. Right? How did it turn out?

[Berlin_Freeper]

It turned out that... the so-called poor don’t get phones or foodstamps.

[cynwoody]

It turned out that... the so-called poor don’t get phones or foodstamps.

What do the Kraut poor get, then?

What justifies Europe's social-welfare reputation? Or is Krautland just an exception (Greece and Southern Europe being the Real Problem) or something?

[Berlin_Freeper]

The country is called Germany and the people are called Germans, numbnuts.

[cynwoody]

I've always regretted Fat Man wasn't ready in time for the European Theater.

WW2 would have ended that much earlier!

[jmacusa]

Yes Otto can be credited with creating a welfare state in Germany, primarily to undercut the Social Democrats. He’s also considered to be the father of the civil service bureaucracy.

[cynwoody]

Yes Otto can be credited with creating a welfare state in Germany, primarily to undercut the Social Democrats.

Ah, the Milhous of Deutschland! Thanks for putting him in perspective. Was he a crook?

[jmacusa]

A crook? Nah, he didn't have to be. That is if you mean in the style of an American TammenyHall style politician, taking bribes and graft. Otto was an aristocrat and wealthy enough already.

[Bon mots]

[pops88]

“I’ve always regretted Fat Man wasn’t ready in time for the European Theater.”

Fat Man and Little Boy traded for a post modern America.

[Berlin_Freeper]

I am sure some “Frogs” would agree.

[Tainan]

DFU...please pickup the courtesy 0bamaphone...call on the 0bamaphone for you!

[equaviator]

Free beer?

[Bullish]

Frogs are incompetent (except for wine and cheese).

French wine and cheese are vastly overrated.

[equaviator]

There’s an upscale market in the next town over called Papa Joe’s. They always have really good fresh-baked bread(s) including one called “French Peasant” which sells out very quickly.

[ari-freedom]

“The country is called Germany and the people are called Germans, numbnuts.”

I thought it is called Deutschland?