In Germany the so-called poor don’t get phones or food stamps.
Do tell. Didn't the Krauts invent the Welfare State?
Well, ok, it was a Frog who imagined it. But everyone knows Frogs are incompetent (except for wine and cheese). Frogs are complex. Krauts are organized! So, obviously, it was up to the Krauts to get it right. Right? How did it turn out?
Free beer?