Poll: Will Obama Be Properly Dosed Tonight? [Vanity]

10/3/12 | dagogo redux

[dagogo redux]

Snorted cocaine peaks in about a half hour, and the high then continues for slightly less than that after the peak. To complicate matters, presidential debates last about 90 minutes.

So, an informal, two-question poll for Freepers:

At tonight's debate, will Obama be:

1. Wiping his nose or not? (Outstanding reference YouTube video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXdkxLDdxMA for anyone who's been under a rock on this matter.)

2. If you answered in the affirmative to question one, do you anticipate that he will be over, under, or properly dosed?

[SkyDancer]

I hope he gets properly spanked. But I doubt it. As usual the Republicans will probably wimp out. The McCain/Obama debate still rankles.

[Jonty30]

The difference between McCain and Romney are like night and day. There’s little proof McCain even wanted the job. He just showed up.

Romney wants this job. He will do more then just show up.

[SkyDancer]

I sure hope so. I hope he nails Obamagabe to the wall. Will try to watch it on streaming here.

[apillar]

What teed me off was back in the McCain debates just about every time McCain would be answering, Obama would be saying loud enough to be heard “Not True”, “Not True” “That's Not True”. Predictably, the moderators or McCain never called him out on it or cut his mike, but it was very rude and against every rule of debate.

[airborne]

It's going to be like a sporting event, where the referees are clearly biased for one side over the other.

I'm not watching it. I have more faith in my fellow Freepers properly reporting the event than I do any of the media outlets.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

I admit I did not read your entire article...sorry.

I just want to say I probably will not be awake for the yammer. I do go to bed early. I am just not interested.

I dislike both of them. My big worry are the replacements for the new supreme court justices, which is coming up soon.

[txrefugee]

Since his handlers insisted he be given all the questions before hand, I’d say he’ll be well coached.

[r0tten]

They need to have a hologram of Newt Gingrich (or any other conservative) imposed over Obama at the debate and Romney will beat Obama so badly that he’ll be charged with a hate crime.

[kevao]

President Obama: Your policies are widely acknowledged as having saved the US economy from a complete and total financial collapse. Tens of millions of Americans have jobs today as a direct result of your decisive actions early in your administration. My question to you is, What policies would you pursue in a second term to make the economy even stronger than it is now?

Governor Romney: Are you at all regretful that the wife of one of your former employees died of cancer because your venture capital firm scuttled the company that provided the couple’s health insurance?

[jonascord]

Even if he’s got blood running out of his nose, the camera and TV audience won’t see it. A good Democrat director will make sure to cut to Romney if Obama starts looking stupid.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

You have no idea how much I love Newt.

We lost him to some idiot called “Romney”.

[CrazyIvan]

Dosed? I’ll put him somewhere between Linda Ronstadt and Scarface.

[mwl8787]

It’s not just the Supreme Court. It is 4 more years of stacking the Federal District Courts and the Courts of Appeals with Obama handmaidens, which will wreck the nation for decades.

Look at it this way: as president, Romney MUST nominate conservative judges to all of the federal courts, or he will face a fatal primary challenge in 2016.

I agree there is much to Romney of which to be suspicious, but defense, fiscal policy and judges are going to be down-the-line conservative to keep the base happy.

[KittenClaws]

President Obama: Your policies are widely acknowledged as having saved the US economy from a complete and total financial collapse. Tens of millions of Americans have jobs today as a direct result of your decisive actions early in your administration. My question to you is, What policies would you pursue in a second term to make the economy even stronger than it is now?

Governor Romney: Are you at all regretful that the wife of one of your former employees died of cancer because your venture capital firm scuttled the company that provided the couple’s health insurance?
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Wouldn't it be a hoot if Romney just picked a key word, then gave an answer of his choice?

Moderator:

"Governor Romney, Are you at all regretful that the wife of one of your former employees died of cancer because your venture capital firm scuttled the company that provided the couple’s health insurance?"

Governor Romney:

I'm glad you brought that up - Not unlike a cancerous disease, islamic terrorism is spreading exponentially under Obama’s watch..Speaking of wives, marriage should be between one man and one woman..

Of course, he'd be better at this than I am..LOL!

[smokingfrog]

How long will it take for 0bama to say that he killed bin Laden?

How long will it take for 0bama to reference Romney’s 47% quote?

[jespasinthru]

Some viewers will make a drinking game out of it. How many times will Obama say “tax cuts for the rich”? How many times will he say “the middle class”? How many times will he say “the economy is improving”? If you play the game, you will be drunk as a skunk by the end of the debate.

[Maurice Tift]

  Weight loss is another tell-tale sign.

[Bigg Red]

Can a second dose be ingested with the water in his water bottle?

[skr]

I wouldn’t want to shake his hand just for that reason alone.