Polar bear attacks drunken lady with chicken legs in Russia

Pravda.Ru ^ | Sept. 24, 2012

[Free ThinkerNY]

A polar bear attacked a woman who, after drinking too much alcohol, decided to feed the "clumsy" bear with chicken legs. The incident took place in the Chaunsky district of Chukotka, Russia's Far East. A policeman, who heard cries for help, saved the compassionate lady from the claws of the bear.

The incident occurred in the village Yanranay. Sergei Terekhov, an assistant to police precinct, heard the screams. The man grabbed a gun and ran out into the street. He saw a polar bear dragging the victim to the side of the tundra, writes FederalPress.

The police officer wounded the animal with his first shot. Having taken the moment, the woman crawled a few meters away from the predator. This made it possible to make another shot, which killed the bear. The woman was immediately sent to hospital. Doctors said that her life was out of danger: several bite wounds had been treated and stitched.

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[dfwgator]

Polar bear attacks drunken lady with chicken legs in Russia

How to interpret this headline:

A. The bear attacked a woman who has real skinny legs.
B. The bear used chicken legs to attack the woman.
C. The woman owns some chicken legs back in Russia.
D. The bear attacked the lady who had some chicken legs in her hand.

[Hardraade]

Polar bear attacking with chicken legs, then running off to the side of the tundra.

There’s altogether too much moonshine in Russia.

[Stonewall Jackson]

[Squawk 8888]

Not a ping.

[LaybackLenny]

I once dated a drunken woman with chicken legs.

Coincidence?

[berdie]

I’m so glad you posted.

I have had several different images in my mind after reading the title, lol.

I was worried it was just me.

[Slings and Arrows]

A polar bear attacked a woman who, after drinking too much alcohol, decided to feed the "clumsy" bear with chicken legs.

Baba Yaga's gonna be really p*ssed when she finds out that someone's been feeding her bear.

[Ezekiel]

B. The bear used chicken legs to attack the woman.

Yes, this one. And I suspect vodka was involved.

[skinkinthegrass]

*HICK!*..here kitty..*HICK!*..kitty *HICK!*....

[Slings and Arrows]

Yes, this one. And I suspect vodka was involved.

But where would a polar bear get vodka?

[snarkytart]

I was going with B.
:D

[fabian]

From the lady with the chicken legs...

[TigersEye]

The last place I want to be dragged by a Polar Bear is the side of the tundra.
The middle wouldn't be so bad.

[MasterGunner01]

Hillary(!), is that you?

[ThomasThomas]

I didn't know she was in Russia now.

[beaversmom]

LOL! Were her chicken legs as tasty as Col. Sanders’?

[Terry Mross]

The drunk woman had chicken legs? I once knew a football coach who had tweety bird legs.

[DemforBush]

Useless, but marginally relevant trivia. Roughly 70% of the dark meat chicken cuts butchered in the US (including chicken legs) are sold to markets in Israel and Russia.

Also, I’d like to know what the cops in Russia are packing that they can drop a polar bear with two shots. I’ll take a gross!