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[dfwgator]

Polar bear attacks drunken lady with chicken legs in Russia

How to interpret this headline:

A. The bear attacked a woman who has real skinny legs.
B. The bear used chicken legs to attack the woman.
C. The woman owns some chicken legs back in Russia.
D. The bear attacked the lady who had some chicken legs in her hand.

[Hardraade]

Polar bear attacking with chicken legs, then running off to the side of the tundra.

There’s altogether too much moonshine in Russia.

[Squawk 8888]

Not a ping.

[LaybackLenny]

I once dated a drunken woman with chicken legs.

Coincidence?

[skinkinthegrass]

*HICK!*..here kitty..*HICK!*..kitty *HICK!*....

[MasterGunner01]

Hillary(!), is that you?

[ThomasThomas]

I didn't know she was in Russia now.

[Terry Mross]

The drunk woman had chicken legs? I once knew a football coach who had tweety bird legs.

[DemforBush]

Useless, but marginally relevant trivia. Roughly 70% of the dark meat chicken cuts butchered in the US (including chicken legs) are sold to markets in Israel and Russia.

Also, I’d like to know what the cops in Russia are packing that they can drop a polar bear with two shots. I’ll take a gross!

[winner3000]

I was wondering if the author of the headline was drunk, not the lady or the polar bear.

[winner3000]

I was wondering if the author of the headline was drunk, not the lady or the polar bear.

[Keli Kilohana]

Also, there was a man eating chicken with cold nuggets.

[Mad Dawgg]

Its bad enough the lady got attacked why disparage her anatomy?

[twister881]

“Comrade, hold my wodka and watch this!” Darwinskova Award nominee...

[nuconvert]

Did they have to insult the woman’s legs?

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Man shoots elephant in his pajamas

[I want the USA back]

When are people going to learn that you don’t mess with bears! They are not friendly cuddly cute furry creatures!

[fella]

This story reminds me of Roscoe's.

[Alas Babylon!]

Q: Why did the bear cross the road with chicken legs?

A: To get to the other side of the tundra!

[blueunicorn6]

Once again, the ugliness of bear bigotry raises its head. This poor bear was probably pondering the meaning of life when this drunken Russian Amazon attacked it with one of the deadliest weapons known to man....chicken wings. And on top of all this, to add insult to injury, they describe Yogi’s cousin as “clumsy”. Ooooooh....the dancing bears are OK, but let’s blast the bear who trips over the cubs big tennis shoes. Filthy, stinkin’ bear haters.