[dfwgator]

Polar bear attacks drunken lady with chicken legs in Russia

How to interpret this headline:

A. The bear attacked a woman who has real skinny legs.
B. The bear used chicken legs to attack the woman.
C. The woman owns some chicken legs back in Russia.
D. The bear attacked the lady who had some chicken legs in her hand.

[Stonewall Jackson]

[berdie]

I’m so glad you posted.

I have had several different images in my mind after reading the title, lol.

I was worried it was just me.

[Ezekiel]

B. The bear used chicken legs to attack the woman.

Yes, this one. And I suspect vodka was involved.

[snarkytart]

I was going with B.
:D

[TigersEye]

The last place I want to be dragged by a Polar Bear is the side of the tundra.
The middle wouldn't be so bad.

[nathanbedford]

LOL!

Eats, shoots and leaves.

[Ingtar]

I was thinking the same thing. That qualifies as one of the greatest misfires in headlines that I have seen.

[mamelukesabre]

E. the polar bear used chicken legs to pummel a poor drunken lady in Russia.

[mamelukesabre]

G.(or is it H now?)

The polar bear, accompanied by chicken legs in russia, attacks a poor drunken lady.

[GeronL]

The bear used chicken legs to beat a woman over the head with. It was a hairy situation

[marmar]

That was put perfectly, I pictured a polar bear waving chicken legs around.....thanks for the chuckle....

[count-your-change]

It’s all of the above. The writer was drunk too.

[Northern Yankee]

I choose b.

I hope the bleu cheese was thrown in as well. Can't have wings without bleu cheese.

[rawcatslyentist]

Let’s eat Grandpa.

[oldsicilian]

Thank you, dfwgator. You always give me a good chuckle.

[csvset]

Skinny Legs?

Joe Tex: Skinny Legs

[ican'tbelieveit]

I thought it was b