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Now there's a heck of a job opening...if you're willing to relocate....but you'll have to fight the nepotism.
1 posted on 09/24/2012 9:46:13 PM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

Mine hand washer is doing fine... Just in case anyone was wondering.


2 posted on 09/24/2012 9:47:51 PM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (I AM ANDREW BREITBART)
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To: Daffynition

R.I.P.

It’s getting really difficult to find a good hand washer these days.


3 posted on 09/24/2012 9:50:04 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Daffynition; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

Where do I apply? (Special rights with the NOT GUILTY princesses as benefits?)


4 posted on 09/24/2012 9:50:05 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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The Won will be so darned jealous he doesn’t have a hand washer.

I think I’ll be on the look out for a new “hand washer” czar.


5 posted on 09/24/2012 9:53:36 PM PDT by berdie
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To: Daffynition

Thomas Jefferson, John Hancock, and the rest of the Continental Congress wrote George III a letter washing their hands of the the Monarchy a long time ago...


6 posted on 09/24/2012 9:54:33 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Spontaneous demonstrators with RPGs. Sure.)
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7 posted on 09/24/2012 9:54:42 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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It is also being reported the hair washer for Debbie Washherhair Shultz has filed a complaint with OSHA over unsafe working conditions.


8 posted on 09/24/2012 9:55:07 PM PDT by Dysart
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To: Daffynition

With the economic downturn, I no longer can afford to employ a handwasher at my castle estate in the countryside.

I’m sure many other Americans have suffered the same plight.


10 posted on 09/24/2012 9:57:10 PM PDT by Uncle Slayton
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At my company all the handwasher jobs have been outsourced to Bangalore.


12 posted on 09/24/2012 9:58:52 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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The ad placement is hilarious.

"Hey, been hand-washing? Please consider an automatic washer ..." I guess.

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13 posted on 09/24/2012 10:00:08 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Spontaneous demonstrators with RPGs. Sure.)
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14 posted on 09/24/2012 10:02:11 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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First her two dogs died and now her hand washer?!

Poor thing.

19 posted on 09/24/2012 10:12:51 PM PDT by South40 ("Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance." - Barack Hussein Obama - Cairo, Egypt, June 4, 2009.)
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I'm pleased to report that Prince Philip's hand washing attendant is still on the job and hopping to go.


27 posted on 09/24/2012 10:24:50 PM PDT by DeFault User
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‘More recently, we have been told by the queen’s office that, as we have already washed her hands once, that is all she requires us to do. So now we have to wait until Prince Charles takes the throne before we do it again.’


Sounds like the Queen takes a pretty sensible stance on this tradition.


28 posted on 09/24/2012 10:27:24 PM PDT by Boogieman
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So this guy spent his whole career in a hand job?
29 posted on 09/24/2012 10:27:28 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Ambassador Stevens is dead and the Chevy Volt is alive!)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stole

There were worse jobs. Up to about a century ago, there was a position in the Royal Household to wipe the King/Queen’s...well, you know...


34 posted on 09/24/2012 10:35:24 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Daffynition

The job could be worse.


58 posted on 09/24/2012 11:32:31 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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How many specialists does it take to wash her other parts?


62 posted on 09/25/2012 12:08:48 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Daffynition

My hand washer is my other hand and I’m not thinking about replacing it.


63 posted on 09/25/2012 12:44:19 AM PDT by Bullish (Barry's not fit to shine the shoes of a REAL President.)
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To: Daffynition

As a hand washer, do I need to wash my hands, after going to the bathroom? Who washes my hands? Is there a succession system for hand washers?


64 posted on 09/25/2012 1:08:21 AM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (The world continues to be stuck in a "all leftist, all of the time" funk. BUNK THE FUNK!)
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