Now there's a heck of a job opening...if you're willing to relocate....but you'll have to fight the nepotism.
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To: Daffynition
Mine hand washer is doing fine... Just in case anyone was wondering.
To: Daffynition
R.I.P.
It’s getting really difficult to find a good hand washer these days.
3 posted on
09/24/2012 9:50:04 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Daffynition; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Where do I apply? (Special rights with the NOT GUILTY princesses as benefits?)
4 posted on
09/24/2012 9:50:05 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: Daffynition
The Won will be so darned jealous he doesn’t have a hand washer.
I think I’ll be on the look out for a new “hand washer” czar.
5 posted on
09/24/2012 9:53:36 PM PDT by
berdie
To: Daffynition
Thomas Jefferson, John Hancock, and the rest of the Continental Congress wrote George III a letter washing their hands of the the Monarchy a long time ago...
6 posted on
09/24/2012 9:54:33 PM PDT by
FredZarguna
(Spontaneous demonstrators with RPGs. Sure.)
To: Daffynition
7 posted on
09/24/2012 9:54:42 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: Daffynition
It is also being reported the hair washer for Debbie Washherhair Shultz has filed a complaint with OSHA over unsafe working conditions.
8 posted on
09/24/2012 9:55:07 PM PDT by
Dysart
To: Daffynition
With the economic downturn, I no longer can afford to employ a handwasher at my castle estate in the countryside.
I’m sure many other Americans have suffered the same plight.
To: Daffynition
At my company all the handwasher jobs have been outsourced to Bangalore.
12 posted on
09/24/2012 9:58:52 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: Daffynition
The ad placement is hilarious.
"Hey, been hand-washing? Please consider an automatic washer ..." I guess.

13 posted on
09/24/2012 10:00:08 PM PDT by
FredZarguna
(Spontaneous demonstrators with RPGs. Sure.)
To: Daffynition
14 posted on
09/24/2012 10:02:11 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: Daffynition
First her two dogs died and now her hand washer?!
Poor thing.
19 posted on
09/24/2012 10:12:51 PM PDT by
South40
("Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance." - Barack Hussein Obama - Cairo, Egypt, June 4, 2009.)
To: Daffynition
I'm pleased to report that Prince Philip's hand washing attendant is still on the job and hopping to go.

To: Daffynition
‘More recently, we have been told by the queen’s office that, as we have already washed her hands once, that is all she requires us to do. So now we have to wait until Prince Charles takes the throne before we do it again.’
Sounds like the Queen takes a pretty sensible stance on this tradition.
To: Daffynition
So this guy spent his whole career in a hand job?
29 posted on
09/24/2012 10:27:28 PM PDT by
Michael.SF.
(Ambassador Stevens is dead and the Chevy Volt is alive!)
To: Daffynition
To: Daffynition
To: Daffynition
How many specialists does it take to wash her other parts?
62 posted on
09/25/2012 12:08:48 AM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: Daffynition
My hand washer is my other hand and I’m not thinking about replacing it.
63 posted on
09/25/2012 12:44:19 AM PDT by
Bullish
(Barry's not fit to shine the shoes of a REAL President.)
To: Daffynition
As a hand washer, do I need to wash my hands, after going to the bathroom? Who washes my hands? Is there a succession system for hand washers?
64 posted on
09/25/2012 1:08:21 AM PDT by
johnthebaptistmoore
(The world continues to be stuck in a "all leftist, all of the time" funk. BUNK THE FUNK!)
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