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Finally! Monica Lewinsky Is Reportedly Prepared To Detail How She Tossed Bill Clinton's Salad
The Smoking Gun ^ | September 21, 2012

Posted on 09/21/2012 6:48:33 PM PDT by EveningStar

So Monica Lewinsky is reportedly peddling a memoir about her White House career, promising tawdry details that did not appear in “Monica’s Story,” the 1999 authorized biography authored by Andrew Morton.

(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...


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KEYWORDS: billclinton; clinton; lewinsky; memoir; monicalewinsky; whitehouse
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To: EveningStar

Poor Bubba, all that glory heaped on his sorry ass after his convention spotlight grab and he thinks he’s rebuilding his legacy ... Now this, a reminder of his real legacy, the creep in the Oval office doing kinky sh*t with some blimp intern.

Now everyone will be talking about how she licked his anus.

Guess there will be more late-night talk show jokes using the “toss a salad” line and office emails. And the waiter asks the Rapist “And how do you like your salad Mr Ex-President... should I toss it for you ?” That’s your legacy moron. Most people would hide in shame after his Presidency, this narcissist thinks people still admire him and he should be getting more attention than anyone.

Clearly the sickest POS to ever be President !


41 posted on 09/21/2012 7:56:08 PM PDT by Beatthedrum
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To: Betis70

How many licks does it take to get to the center of Bubba?

Let’s...find...out.

Ah-one...Ah-two-hoo...ah-three.
[CRUNCH!]
Ah-three.


42 posted on 09/21/2012 8:08:21 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: EveningStar
I think a lot of people may be disappointed in waiting for Bill Clinton to get what he deserves.

When Hillary filed for the presidential campaign of 2008, her disclosure reflected his income from January 2001 to sometime late in 2007. Let's just say 7 full years. His income was $111,000,000 over that time. I'm guessing that he has made money at the same rate since then, if not greater. At roughly $16M/year he would have earned very close to $200M by the end of this year. How much of that he has accumulated in net worth is hard to estimate, but let's just say if she is shopping the book for a reported $12M, he can easily bid probably 2x that much to buy it, never release it, and silence her.

I'm thinking that has a pretty good chance of happening.

43 posted on 09/21/2012 8:08:38 PM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: Beatthedrum

This new book of Monica’s?

She will tell how she will never have sex with a democrat again. They leave a bad taste in her mouth.


44 posted on 09/21/2012 8:46:15 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Wally_Kalbacken

Freepers are salivating, but I hope it happens. Some things....... Stop her....It would be best....

Just click on the “Walmart Sex Romp” or something for ur pleasures. Walmart....romp...sex...ewww.


45 posted on 09/21/2012 9:05:49 PM PDT by procrustes (You make Free Republic look bad!)
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To: Jonty30
She was a naive girl who was used by callous men.

Yes. Raised to be a victim by bad parents. Who, one remembers, didn't have the guts to criticize The Bent One.

Predators like Slick Willie have a talent for spotting the natural victims. If it hadn't been him, it would have been someone else. Victims draw predators.

I am compelled to point out that had it been my daughter at 21 (or 22 was it?), one of two things would have happened. She'd have said no thank you and left the intern position. Or she'd have kicked his testicles up to his throat. Probably the former unless the worthless prick tried a Juanita Broaddrick on her, then I guarantee she have disabled the turd.

And we NEVER would have given him a pass like her good liberal parents did.

46 posted on 09/21/2012 9:11:30 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there)
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To: EveningStar

Monica Lewinsky is walking down the beach.

She finds a lamp partially buried in the sand.

She picks the lamp up and rubs it.

Out pops a genie.

The genie says: “Monica, you have been such a bad girl you do not get three wishes as usual. Instead you only get one wish so consider it carefully!”

Monica ponders what the genie has said. She thinks about it as hard as she can then she says” “Genie, I’ve got these big love handles now and I want to get rid of them! My wish is that my love handles be gone!”

The genie says: “Your wish is granted MOnica!”

AND POOF! Monica’s ears disappear!


47 posted on 09/21/2012 9:11:53 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (Sharia? No thanks!)
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To: marktwain

I would if my daughter was attracted to men the caliber of Bill Clinton.


48 posted on 09/21/2012 9:19:04 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Wally_Kalbacken

I don’t think he will stop it. IMO, he knows well that *no* real Democrat gives a damn. They wouldn’t care if he burned her with cigarettes as a sadistic turn on. They would publicly claim it was all lies, but privately they’d admit it didn’t matter.

He physically abused other women and walked. I listened to all the sickening rationalizations by the libs I knew at the time. A very good friend at that time flat out told me that if Monica had been his daughter (yes, he had a teenage girl at that time) he would have been OK with the “affair”. That was when I really understood how sick liberals are. *Nothing* comes ahead of their worship of the Party.


49 posted on 09/21/2012 9:22:02 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there)
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To: EveningStar

If she was smart....she’d sell the dress and skip the book.


51 posted on 09/21/2012 10:14:33 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: hadaclueonce

I know....It’s not a pun...........


52 posted on 09/21/2012 10:15:20 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Beatthedrum

A sad statement of life when Monica is called a whore for what she did and Bubba has national treasure status among the elite.


53 posted on 09/21/2012 10:37:30 PM PDT by llevrok (By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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To: EveningStar
Is the fat pig going to give a BLOW by BLOW description of her relationship with BJC
54 posted on 09/22/2012 4:45:07 PM PDT by dearolddad
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To: katykelly

See footnote 210, Starr report...


55 posted on 09/22/2012 5:07:12 PM PDT by machman
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To: Wally_Kalbacken
I think a lot of people may be disappointed in waiting for Bill Clinton to get what he deserves.

Like many others he may not get what he deserves here on earth, however I would hate to be the one behind him in line at the Pearly Gates waiting while he tries to explain himself for so many things- not just Monica.

56 posted on 09/22/2012 5:28:13 PM PDT by Tammy8 (~Secure the border and deport all illegals- do it now! ~ Support our Troops!~)
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