All my dogs are smart, earn their keep and very grateful for everything they have.
Therefore, they must be conservatives.
Our one cat does nothing of any use whatsoever, is nasty for no reason, destructive, lazy and shiftless and has no sense of gratitude in any way, shape or form.
He seems to think he’s entitled to everything he’s given.
The cat is obviously a liberal.
I’m a dog person and I laughed so hard, I cried!