To: Joe 6-pack
All my dogs are smart, earn their keep and very grateful for everything they have.
Therefore, they must be conservatives.
Our one cat does nothing of any use whatsoever, is nasty for no reason, destructive, lazy and shiftless and has no sense of gratitude in any way, shape or form.
He seems to think he’s entitled to everything he’s given.
The cat is obviously a liberal.
29 posted on
09/21/2012 1:06:17 PM PDT by
Salamander
(Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me)
To: Salamander
You said it!
33 posted on
09/21/2012 1:19:51 PM PDT by
Emperor Palpatine
("On the ascent of Olympus, what's a botched bar or two?" -Artur Schnabel)
To: Salamander
Dogs are generally offensive to muslims. That’s good enough for me.
34 posted on
09/21/2012 1:25:19 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Salamander
44 posted on
09/21/2012 1:59:11 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Salamander
"Our one cat does nothing of any use whatsoever, is nasty for no reason, destructive, lazy and shiftless and has no sense of gratitude in any way, shape or form. He seems to think he’s entitled to everything he’s given. The cat is obviously a liberal."
And if you stop moving for more than a day or so, he'll take the opportunity to eat you.
51 posted on
09/21/2012 5:29:51 PM PDT by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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