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If this hungry transient had been caught in Malibu choking his chicken instead, the liberal locals would have left him alone ...

He now has three hots and a cot for the next 60 days.

Such is life under Obamanomics ... go figure.

1 posted on 09/08/2012 2:08:45 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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To: Slings and Arrows

Pelican ... I’ll bet it tastes like Malibu chicken.

Ping


2 posted on 09/08/2012 2:11:21 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
Must have the same barber as that “Aliens” guy.
3 posted on 09/08/2012 2:12:48 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: DogByte6RER

I’d rather have fed this turd to the pelican than vice versa. Probably high at the time. I hate the homeless here in L.A., absolutely hate them. I stood at the bus stop just the other day and watched some bum shell his boiled eggs and throw the shells into the street. Trash can was just a couple feet away, but no, he’d rather throw his trash in the street. At that moment, I’d have cheerfully fed him to Uday Hussein’s dogs. Alive.


4 posted on 09/08/2012 2:14:20 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: DogByte6RER

He should have claimed self-defense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9e4hBiLx2c


5 posted on 09/08/2012 2:15:03 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: DogByte6RER

This around the 3rd time an article about this guy was posted

Sounds like 3 hots and a cot is what he was looking for. Funny how the Californication gummint gives the dirt bags what they want.


8 posted on 09/08/2012 2:20:51 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: DogByte6RER
The Judge was going to give the homeless man probation, and asked the man what pelican tastes like.

The homeless man said it tastes somewhere between a bald eagle and a whooping crane.

60 Days.

9 posted on 09/08/2012 2:22:22 PM PDT by GregoTX (Federalist)
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To: DogByte6RER
"caught it and killed it"

"flapped its wings in distress until its body went limp and died"


Sounds more like he tortured the poor thing to death. Note to homeless: if for some reason you absolutely must kill a pelican, show some humanity and just brain it and snap its damned neck

...or maybe he wasn't hungry and he was just enjoying himself.
10 posted on 09/08/2012 2:23:19 PM PDT by verum ago (Be a bastard, and Karma'll be a bitch.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Well he gets three squares a day for the next couple months.


11 posted on 09/08/2012 2:25:26 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Confucius say:

Give a man a meal and you feed him for a day.

Teach a man to choke a pelican and you feed him for 60 days.

12 posted on 09/08/2012 2:27:38 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: DogByte6RER

if this was a wild pelican and not privately owned, I would vote to acquit


13 posted on 09/08/2012 2:29:21 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: DogByte6RER

Years ago when going through school I worked night desk clerk at a motel near Tampa. Guy came in to the restaurant there and ordered the best dinner we had then came to the desk and told me he had no money and to call the cops.
I told him to get the hell out of there.
It was february and cold.
He thanked me and promptly walked across the street, picked up a cinder block and threw it through a shell gas station window,.
He wanted to get in from the cold and get a few meals.


15 posted on 09/08/2012 2:36:19 PM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) Hey Mitt, F-you too pal)
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To: DogByte6RER

He should get pelican poop cleanup detail for a year .. at least the pelican community can sleep soundly, for 60 days anyway.. once ya choked a pelican, a chicken or pigeon will never do again. reckun the recidivist rate is pretty high.. or maybe not. ;-)


25 posted on 09/08/2012 3:37:26 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: DogByte6RER

how much time did Pee Wee Herman get for choking his chicken?


26 posted on 09/08/2012 3:43:58 PM PDT by hadaclueonce (you are paying 12% more for fuel because of Ethanol. Smile big Corn Lobby,)
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To: DogByte6RER

Two bits says he’s an Obama supporter and was polled by the LA Times putting Bam ahead of Romney.


29 posted on 09/08/2012 4:06:51 PM PDT by kenmcg (t)
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To: DogByte6RER

If this hungry transient had been caught in Malibu choking his chicken instead, the liberal locals would have left him alone ...


If this hungry transient had been caught in San Francisco choking his chicken, a parade would have formed behind him.


33 posted on 09/08/2012 10:10:54 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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