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Lab tech parties with escaped monkeys
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| 8-22-2012
Posted on 08/23/2012 4:13:55 AM PDT by Renfield
A Georgia Health Sciences University lab tech was recently discovered in a campus locker room engaging in unusual behavior.
Authorities said 32-year-old Coley Mitchell was jailed after he was found intoxicated with his pants down in a locker room in the Sanders Research and Education Building while two lab monkeys were found roaming free, outside their cages, the Augusta Chronicle reported.
Mitchell was booked into Richmond County jail on charges of public intoxication. The monkeys were examined and found to be unharmed.
TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: monkeys; ohoh; party
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To: Daffynition
Were they "trained" monkeys?
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posted on
08/23/2012 6:16:22 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: headsonpikes
Hell, I’m guessing he’s a Kennedy relative! Unlikely - no one died.
22
posted on
08/23/2012 6:22:39 AM PDT
by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
To: Ezekiel
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posted on
08/23/2012 6:28:40 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Renfield
You must have received the Count’s permission to post this after after he gave you your daily ration of bugs and spiders. Were some of them so old they’d fermented?
To: shibumi
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posted on
08/23/2012 6:30:42 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: libstripper
I’m not allowed to break into the black widow juice until 5:00PM.
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posted on
08/23/2012 6:34:56 AM PDT
by
Renfield
(Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
To: Renfield
Another fraternity initiation event gone wrong.
27
posted on
08/23/2012 6:40:48 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Renfield
“Sanders Research and Education Building” - This is where the Colonel keeps his secret recipe.
28
posted on
08/23/2012 6:44:12 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Renfield
This just sounds like another Monday morning for Joe Biden.
29
posted on
08/23/2012 6:45:27 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Renfield
Looks like the monkeys might have higher IQs.
30
posted on
08/23/2012 6:57:13 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: Ezekiel
31
posted on
08/23/2012 6:59:13 AM PDT
by
Renfield
(Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
To: shibumi; humblegunner
All were returned to their respective cages in time to post their scheduled blog entries. Aren't they a little overqualified for that?
32
posted on
08/23/2012 7:08:29 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(ABO/Ryan 2012)
To: Renfield; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
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posted on
08/23/2012 7:34:27 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: Ezekiel
Good Lord...that’s not party music. All I could think of when seeing that were Nazi doctors, Project Monarch, and MK Ultra.
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posted on
08/23/2012 8:18:04 AM PDT
by
Renfield
(Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
To: Renfield; Daffynition
Good Lord...that’s not party music. All I could think of when seeing that were Nazi doctors, Project Monarch, and MK Ultra. Well yeah kind of appropriate then! Did you see the perp at post 30? Those poor monkeys!
Oh sure we can close our eyes and imagine that he was playing this kind of monkey music, but now that would be delusional. ;-)
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posted on
08/23/2012 9:42:00 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: Ezekiel; Renfield
What, no link to Ernie Kovacs Nairobi Trio?
36
posted on
08/23/2012 10:44:19 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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