Sorry, couldn't resist....
Posted on 08/13/2012 12:58:04 PM PDT by TexasCajun
Democrat Mary Gonzalez was the first lesbian to openly serve in the Texas House of Representatives, and now she’s becoming the first “pansexual,” too.
“During the campaign if I had identified as pansexual, I would have overwhelmed everyone…Now that I’m out of the campaign, I’m completely much more able to define it,” she explained
So what, exactly, is a “pansexual”? And how is it different from “bisexual”?
(Excerpt) Read more at theblaze.com ...
Used to...he hasn't written anything that interests me lately.
By deciding to run for public office, she is electing to be a role model for young people in the State of Texas.
Now, as a public official she is corrupting our youth by coming out of the closet as a “Pansexual,” and a Lesbian.
The Homosexual Agenda is corrupting our culture and our children not unlike the criminals who stalk our streets at night.
Means she’ll pretty much screw anything that moves.
And since she is a democrat she will screw over anything that she taxes..
Maybe some of that spray on Butter or Bacon Oil. Going to go buy a case of that stuff.
I’m guessing that goats and elephants are not off limits?
Guilty.
nympho-nympho-nympho
Best comment on the thread!
Men
Women
Women dressed as men
Men dressed as women
Lesbians
Homosexuals
Beasts
Children
Dead People
Pansexual. Anything not nailed down. Anything triggering a motion detector. No doorknob is safe.
[ Meh.
As far as I’m concerned her big problem is that she’s a Democrat. ]
What is the difference between and Republican Pansexual and a Democrat Pansexual?
A Democrat Pansexual is always blabbing about being a pansexual and how they are a minority class and thus deserve all sorts of special accomidations. They also sleep with anything that moves right away and catch all various diseases which they then demand government pay for treatment of such diseases.
A Republican Pansexual doesn’t let anyone in public know they are pansexual and doesn’t demand special status for being one. They also demand their partners get tested for any STD before jumping into bed with them because they don’t care if their “feelings” get hurt by demanding a STD test because they are responsible and they don;t want to catch anythign because they will be publically shamed if they do and it gets found out.
That is how I see it.
I first heard the term during the All-Star game. They had a celebrity softball game and a fat guy from Modern Family was complaining about Jennie Finch. I figured, “He must be gay,” so I looked it up, and he claimed this “pansexuality.” I though of the mythical Pan, as someone in this thread did, which somehow led me to thinking of Baal. That’s probably more apt. These people are Baalsexual.
Sorry, couldn't resist....
Alex, I’d like to buy a vowel, please.
Pansexual? Just how many synomyns do we need for the word “democrat”
Glad I read the whole story. Was thinkin’ sex with pans??? What’s this world coming to........(sigh).
Wasn’t there an earlier article that mentioned “small batons of questionable meat”?
Sounds like just her, um, its style.
Pansexual? Just how many synomyns do we need for the word “democrat”
We’re already need a few more terms judging by this. Like terms for...
A “transgender” (or a normal gender) only attracted to the opposite “transgender.”
A “transgender” (or a normal gender) only attracted to the same “transgender.”
And I guess if I only get turned on by Jenna Jameson that I’m a Jennasexual. I was definitely turned on when she came out as a Republican.
Actually I’ve never really been as turned on as when I saw Jessica Rabbit for the first time...an animated character. So I guess I’m animasexual.
How about someone only attracted to someone from the same political party? Or from the opposite one? Heteropolitisexual and homopolitisexual. And if you’re a member here but you used to be a Democrat and you only date Republicans then you’re a transhomopolitisexual.
That LGBTQP acronmym is going to get a lot longer...LGBTQP-SUPER-CALI-FRAGIL-ISTIC-ESPI-ALI-DOCIOUS.
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