Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


1 posted on 08/11/2012 1:41:28 PM PDT by 1pitech
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-31 next last
To: 1pitech

My dog is into beastiality!


2 posted on 08/11/2012 1:44:23 PM PDT by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

No. She hates other female dogs


3 posted on 08/11/2012 1:46:02 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (Now a Chick-fil-A customer . . . God bless Dan Cathy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

My dog is gay. He licks himself all the time.


4 posted on 08/11/2012 1:46:40 PM PDT by BO Stinkss
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

Is your dog a coprophiliac*?
.
.
.
.
* (having to do with a marked interest in excrement)


5 posted on 08/11/2012 1:47:19 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

Only a homosexual would wonder about that.


6 posted on 08/11/2012 1:47:36 PM PDT by CodeToad (History says our end is near.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

“Sit Sparky!...Good Boy. Now shake!...good boy. Now don’t be gay!...Don’t be gay Sparky!”


7 posted on 08/11/2012 1:48:26 PM PDT by dfwgator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

FFS, now animals are homosexuals[not gay[.

You can’t even make this crap up anymore.


9 posted on 08/11/2012 1:53:50 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

My basset loves to scarf up deer droppings, every chance he gets. But he’s definitely not gay.


10 posted on 08/11/2012 1:55:08 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

My dog could work for airport security - no one will ever enter this house carrying anything concealed in their backsides. He does a thorough screening!


12 posted on 08/11/2012 1:58:46 PM PDT by NewCenturions
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

My sister’s male dog used to hump my son’s leg all the time. It was so gross. I guess that is the opposite of beastiality when the animal molests the boy?

We learned in Biology class in tenth grade that frogs will clamp onto a stick or anything they can grab during mating season and it is difficult if not impossible to pull them back off.

Ha ha ha


14 posted on 08/11/2012 2:05:28 PM PDT by buffyt (Ted Cruz, Allen West, Rand Paul, Tim Scott, Herman Cain -- for President -- 2016)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech
I think our old basset used to be gay before we got him fixed. He kept trying to hump my husbands leg. He didn't care if my husband was straight. He tried to force his agenda on my husband anyway.
So, my husband had his testicles removed. Problem solved.
15 posted on 08/11/2012 2:07:06 PM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

My sister’s male dog used to hump my son’s leg all the time. It was so gross. I guess that is the opposite of beastiality when the animal molests the boy?

We learned in Biology class in tenth grade that frogs will clamp onto a stick or anything they can grab during mating season and it is difficult if not impossible to pull them back off.

Ha ha ha


17 posted on 08/11/2012 2:07:42 PM PDT by buffyt (Ted Cruz, Allen West, Rand Paul, Tim Scott, Herman Cain -- for President -- 2016)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=gay%20penquins&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CFUQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fabcnews.go.com%2Fblogs%2Ftechnology%2F2012%2F05%2Fmadrid-zoos-gay-penguins-given-egg-of-their-own%2F&ei=T8kmUPfuGIbt0gGZ9oHACw&usg=AFQjCNFNdWzpEa2X53GTtGP5S2sjBJR9yw


18 posted on 08/11/2012 2:09:21 PM PDT by buffyt (Ted Cruz, Allen West, Rand Paul, Tim Scott, Herman Cain -- for President -- 2016)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

A male dog will take hhe “mission position” on another male dog only to express his domination. There really is no funny business going on at all. Only in the minds of men!


21 posted on 08/11/2012 2:12:51 PM PDT by Paperdoll
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

My cat sometimes acts like a puppy dog (it begs for treats, runs to the door when I get home from work, etc.)


23 posted on 08/11/2012 2:16:05 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

liberals rewrite ALL to fit their agenda.
they actually LOWERED temperate data from 100 years ago,
to make a bigger slope.
... they rewrite science about gays. (as this articles says.)
...they rewrite history! ... today, even Christians accept the rewriting, that Greeks were pro-gay.
ignoring things like:
“Plato condemns homosexual intercourse in both the “Laws” and the “Republic.” The “Laws” (Book VIII) rejects homosexual intercourse because it can render men unfit for marriage and because it is contrary to nature and a shameless indulgence.”


24 posted on 08/11/2012 2:18:30 PM PDT by Elendur (It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. - Thomas Jefferson)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

My pups, Reagan and Maggie (Margaret) are definitely not gay, yet, Reagan is a bit of a momma’s boy. Maggie is the dominant one and is the head of our household!


25 posted on 08/11/2012 2:22:10 PM PDT by peggybac
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

My dog isn’t gay, but I suspect that my President is.


34 posted on 08/11/2012 2:51:40 PM PDT by paint_your_wagon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

No chance in hell my cat is gay.....he’s far too sloppy. If he were a homo cat, I’d expect him to cover his excrement with a neat little pile of cat litter then spray some air freshener afterward. No way.


35 posted on 08/11/2012 2:52:48 PM PDT by surroundedbyblue (Live the message of Fatima - pray & do penance!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: 1pitech

My male German Shepherd used to be gay. He used to hump my leg. I got him neutered.

Now he’s a Eunuch.


38 posted on 08/11/2012 3:48:26 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (REPEAL OBAMACARE. Nothing else matters.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-31 next last

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson