Four bears break into cabin; drink 100 beers

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[nuconvert]

A mother bear and her three cubs broke into a Norwegian cabin this week, reportedly drinking more than 100 beers, eating all the food and even knocking over a wall.

"They had a hell of a party in there," owner Even Borthen Nilsen told The Local. "The entire cabin was destroyed."

[a fool in paradise]

Ha ha! He thinks he's people.

[Tax-chick]

I’m curious about the packaging of the 100 beers. Did the bears open cans?

[a fool in paradise]

Being from natural living, did they recycle?

[a fool in paradise]

BEAR+DEER = DA BEER?

[Starstruck]

"They had a hell of a party in there," owner Even Borthen Nilsen told The Local. "The entire cabin was destroyed."

I was at that party til one of bears said something about getting the munchies. They all loked at me so I said I would make the pizza run. Decided the two pizza's I could afford wouldn't cut the mustard so I didn't go back.

[bjorn14]

Well at Norwegian beer prices that was one hell of an expensive party about $600 worth.

[cicero2k]

Some thoughts:

Bears and Beers or Beers and Bears?

So now we know where they pee.

That bear in the movie “Ted”, would be proud. And envious. See the movie if you want to know where a bear’s hooker poops.

[bjorn14]

Well at Norwegian beer prices that was one hell of an expensive party about $600 worth.

[KarlInOhio]

Were the bears in a rock band?

The Bears: Adrian Belew, Chris Arduser, Bob Nyswonger & Rob Fetters.

[Married with Children]

[Godzilla]

Need to have more buy a bear a beer nights at the local.

[Kirkwood]

Impressive feat for a critter having no opposable thumbs.

[Erasmus]

You may remember WGN's Franklyn MacCormack and his All Night Meister Braü Showcase.

I met him a couple times, and visited the show for a few hours once when Howard Dorsey was sitting in for him.

[Married with Children]

[Buckeye McFrog]

Is this a news item or an old episode of The Beverly Hillbillies?

[Bigg Red]

Hamm’s? You must be as old as I am. :)

[Bigg Red]

You had the same question as I had. I even went to the source at the link to see if it answered the question of how the bears opened the beer, but it did not. I am assuming that they just bit into cans of beer and licked the cans.

[Carriage Hill]

You have some good memories of quality talent and shows, too. Don’t make ‘em like that anymore.

[South40]

I remember the Hamm's commercials very well. It's one of the first beers I ever drank. That and Lucky brand (the one that had a cryptic message under the cap).

Remember this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o83xxWCel8g

[South40]

From the Land of Sky Blue Waters,
From the land of pines’ lofty balsams,
Comes the beer refreshing,
Hamm’s the beer refreshing.
Brewed where nature works her wonders,
Aged for many moons, gently mellowed,
Hamm’s the beer refreshing,
Hamm’s the beer refreshing.
From across the rippling water,
Through the whisp’ring pines and birches,
Comes the beer refreshing,
Hamm’s the beer refreshing.
Comes a call to cool enchantment,
Comes a call to cool refreshment,
Hamm’s the beer refreshing,
Hamm’s the beer refreshing.
Hints of lakes and sunset breezes,
Dance and sparkle in each glassful,
Hamm’s the beer refreshing,
Hamm’s the beer refreshing.