MISERY REPEATS ITSELF

This is a true but strange story which proves that misery can indeed repeat itself, that those unwilling to learn their lessons from history are doomed to repeat it.

Jimmy Carter was born in 1937, the year of the Ox.
Barack Obama was born in 1961, the year of the Ox.
24 years apart.

Jimmy Carter was the first president to be born in a hospital.
Barack Obama was the first president to be born in two hospitals.

In 2002, Jimmy Carter received a Nobel Peace Prize.
In 2009, Barack Obama received a Nobel Peace Prize.
7 years apart.

Jimmy Carter ran his family's peanut farm.
Barack Obama's favorite snacks are chocolate-peanut protein bars.

The names Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama each contain eleven letters.
The names Gerald Ford and George Bush each contain nine letters.

Jimmy Carter is a distant cousin of Motown Records founder Berry Gordy.
Barack Obama is a distanced relation of countless half-brothers and half-sisters.

Jimmy Carter had an embarrassing brother named Billy.
Barack Obama has an embarrassing brother named Abongo.
The names Billy Carter and Abongo Obama each contain eleven letters.

Jimmy Carter pardoned draft dodgers and later re-instated the draft.
Barack Obama claimed to have registered for the draft a year before it was re-instated.

Both President Carter and President Obama were concerned with the issue of nationalizing health care coverage.

Both President Carter and President Obama chided Americans to get over setting the thermostat at whatever temperature they wanted.

Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama opposed Gitmo and the war against Saddam Hussein and supported Hugo Chavez.

In 2000, Carter severed ties with the Southern Baptist Convention, saying the group's doctrines did not align with his Christian beliefs.
In 2000, Obama severed ties with the Trinity United Church of Christ, saying he could no more distance himself from Jeremiah Wright than he could disown an uncle.

Jimmy Carter was voted out of office with a 34% approval rating and a rising misery index.

President Ronald Reagan once said, "A recession is when your neighbor is out of work, a depression is when you are out of work, and a recovery happens when Jimmy Carter is out of work." He also said that facts are funny things.

GREAT MEN REPEAT THEMSELVES
As recited by Jethro Burns, on the Homer & Jethro album “Wanted for Murder” (1966)

This is a strange but true story that proves that great men indeed repeat themselves, that greatness indeed follows the same pattern.

The facts depicted here are strange almost to the point of incredibility.

Both of the great men we will tell you about are concerned with the triumph of good over the black forces of evil.
Both of these great men are rich,
And both of these great men have searching blue eyes.

The name Lyndon contains 6 letters.
The name Batman contains 6 letters.

At Batman’s side stands the Boy Wonder.
At Lyndon’s side stands the Wonder Boy.

The names Robin and Hubie each contain 5 letters.
The names Washington and Gotham City each contain 10 letters.
The names Riddler and Wallace each contain 7 letters.
The names Mr. Robert S. McNamara and Commissioner Gordon each contain 18 letters.
The name Castro lacks one letter having the same number as Penguin.
The names The Bat Plane and Air Force One each contain 11 letters.

Batman’s Batmobile is in reality an experimental model Lincoln Continental.
Lyndon’s Lincoln Continental is in reality an experimental Batmobile.

Behind the Caped Crusader stands a young bird named Robin.
Behind the Tall Texan stands an old crusader named Byrd.

Bank robbers tremble when Batman spreads his net.
And bank presidents tremble with what Lyndon nets from his spread.

If you subtract the year of Lyndon’s birth, which is 1908, from the year he graduated from high school, which is 1924, you get 16.
Add 16 to 36, because Lyndon is the 36th president, and you get 52.
There are 52 weeks in a year, 7 days in a week.
Add 2 for the number of family beagle hounds and you get 9.
The square root of 9 is 3.
Divide this by a wife and two daughters and you get 1,
And there is only one Batman.

Clinton raised taxes—one of the first things he did

All those other things happened AFTER 94 when the GOP revolution occurred

Clinton—Appoints 2 left wing idiots to the Supreme Court
Obama —Appoints 2 left wing idiots to the Supreme Court

Obama — refuses to disclose his medical history
Clinton —refuses to disclose his medical history

Obama — History as a coke user
Clinton — History as a coke user

Obama — Running all over the world apologizing for America
Clinton — Running all over the world apologizing for slavery

Obama — Obamacare
Clinton — Hillary care

Obama —In Bed with Ayers and Rev Wright
Clinton —Leads anti American protest in England Hillary in Bed with Black Panthers

Obama — Fake photo ops with returning military caskets
Clinton — Fake building of a cross on DDay Beach and Fake finding a flag at WWII cemetery in Europe

Obama — New gun control from Holder and UN
Clinton — Brady Bill and Assault Weapons Ban

Obama — Taking 3 months to decide on new troops
Clinton — Denying Armor in Samolia

Obama — Enemies List
Clinton — Filegate

Obama— Disses SCOTUS in SOTU speech
Clinton—SCOTUS boycotts SOTU and disbars Clinton

Obama — Playing Golf while waiting to decide on troops in Afganistan
Clinton — Playing golf and not taking the phone call to take out Bin Laden
USS Cole—Kabul Towers—Attempted asassination of Fomer pres Bush Responds with Tomahawk missles at radar Sites an aspirin factory

Obama — Blaming Fox News Rush Limbaugh Glenn Beck
Clinton — Blaming Talk Radio for Oke City and blaming Fox News and Wash Times

Obama — No Middle Class Taxes —Gonna get a tax increase
Clinton Promised Middle Class Tax Cut instead new Tax Bill

Obama — Promised Most Transparent administration in history — Least transparent
Clinton — Promised most ethical administration in history —most corrupt

Obama — Everybody’s fault but his
Clinton — Everybody’s fault but his

Clinton — IRS auditing of all major Conservative Organizations
Obama — Same thing

Clinton —Tried to open the military to homosexuals
Obama— opened the military to homosexuals

Clinton —Lincoln Bedroom rent out
—Pay for trade plane ride
Whitewater
Obama — $$$$ for Senate seat
—Jobs for not running in the primaries

Clinton —Wrong War in the Balkans siding with the Muslims in Kosovo
— Groundwork for 911(Berger steals proof )
—Pardons Puerto Rican Terrorists
—Pardons Marc Rich
—Rapegate
—Gropegate
— Loots the WH
—Loathes the military

Obama — Gay Czars
- -—Moves detainees from Gitmo
—Civilian trial for 911

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