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Homosexuals Demand that Chick-Fil-A Stop Serving “Gay Chicken”
http://politicaloutcast.com ^ | 08/05/2012 | Michael Minkoff

Posted on 08/05/2012 3:49:17 PM PDT by massmike

I must admit I don’t get around much, so I didn’t even know the reliably left-leaning Huff ’n’ Puff Post had a “Gay Voices” section. But yesterday, I read an article from there that covered a recent petition (with a whopping 1,500+ signatures!) that demanded that Chick-Fil-A be consistent with their “anti-homosexual” values and stop serving “homosexual” chicken at their restaurants. As the petition explains, some male chickens will mount other male chickens, so Chick-Fil-A cannot be consistent with their values until they make sure that none of the chicken meat they are serving comes from “homosexual” chickens. Wow. I’ve read some really, really stupid petitions in my life. But that one… Where do you even start?

First, I’m sure this petition was meant as a sort of barbed joke, but it falls squarely into the “Boom! How will you ever recover from the devastation of my cleverness?!!!!” category—a category which regularly falls far short of its intended goal. I feel bad for the people that wrote this actually. Is this really the best they can come up with?

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chickfila; gaychicken; gayfruits; gaynuts; homosexualagenda; huffpo
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To: massmike
But they'renot the haters, and don't you dare say that they are if you know what's good for you.
61 posted on 08/05/2012 5:14:14 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the collectivists.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

I remember that joke...you silly Rabbi.


62 posted on 08/05/2012 5:15:22 PM PDT by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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To: massmike
I guess I will have to ask my butcher if my chicken I buy are straight. I wonder if I should ask him about the cow, pig, goat and buffalo that I get from him.

I wonder if he has a PHD in psychology!

63 posted on 08/05/2012 5:16:32 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!!)
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To: massmike

I didn’t think it was possible for them to make bigger idiots of themselves, but I was wrong.


64 posted on 08/05/2012 5:18:46 PM PDT by kara37
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To: cld51860

It is called arrested development and I see way too much of it in the under 35 age range


65 posted on 08/05/2012 5:24:41 PM PDT by scbison
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To: kara37
I didn’t think it was possible for them to make bigger idiots of themselves, but I was wrong.

If it weren't for the nasty butt sex, this would sound like something a couple of elementary school kids would come up with - because they were jealous of another kids new bike.

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66 posted on 08/05/2012 5:27:03 PM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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To: massmike; Chode

Chode..

will comment later....

when I am done laughing...

gay chicken! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


67 posted on 08/05/2012 5:30:28 PM PDT by Morgana (Eat at Chick-Fil-A)
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To: massmike
When I was a wee lad in east Texas down on the farm we always had chicken for dinner(either fried or with dumplings) when we got back from church. I distinctly remember the chickens looking pretty nervous as we were leaveing. Most of the time when we had dumplings it would be at the expense of either and old rooster or a rooster that had been causing trouble. I really never learned what constituted “causing trouble”.
68 posted on 08/05/2012 5:52:10 PM PDT by ontap
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To: Morgana

I thought poultry had a don’t ask/don’t cluck policy.


69 posted on 08/05/2012 6:14:19 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: massmike

Fudge packing apparently makes people totally pathetic.


70 posted on 08/05/2012 6:44:03 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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To: massmike
Pollo loco not pollo cornholelio.
71 posted on 08/05/2012 7:11:54 PM PDT by Happy Rain ("Obamacare like all Marxist fails, outlaws redress before creating it's demand.")
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To: Nifster

The Chick-fil-A buycott was homosexuality jumping the shark.

Pray for America


72 posted on 08/05/2012 7:17:29 PM PDT by bray (If you vote for a Communist, what's that make you?)
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To: massmike
As the petition explains, some male chickens will mount other male chickens...

They are just experimenting.

73 posted on 08/05/2012 8:07:33 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Obamaid has to go.)
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To: upchuck; massmike
And I feel bad that you wrote an article about something so stupid.

I would think this article was a lot of fun to write. The truth is crazier than satire (unless this is satire - it's so hard to tell these days.)

74 posted on 08/05/2012 8:09:37 PM PDT by Gil4 (Progressives - Trying to repeal the Law of Supply and Demand since 1848)
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To: Vaquero

Capon = A Rooster with nothing to crow about.


75 posted on 08/06/2012 3:24:44 AM PDT by Einherjar
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To: Tea Party Terrorist

The idea that homosexuality is “natural” and that it occurs in animals is a myth. We do not see a homosexual orientation in animals, only instances of homosexual behavior.

But what does the gay lobby always tell us...being gay is genetic, it’s an orientation, it’s an unchangeable preference.

So the gay rights folks can take their pick. Either believe it’s an orientation and admit it doesn’t occur in mammals, or drop the orientation angle and admit—as most people have always believed—it is simply a behavior.


76 posted on 08/06/2012 4:04:04 AM PDT by Claud
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To: GenXFreedomFighter

***In the animal kingdom, males often hump other males not for sexual gratification, but to show and reinforce dominance.***

My (fixed) FEMALE dog will hump visiting dogs (male or female) who get too uppity with her. It’s all about dominance and reinforcing her territory, not sexuality. These people really need to get a life, because they obviously haven’t got a clue about the one they’re in.


77 posted on 08/06/2012 6:51:01 AM PDT by nanetteclaret (Unreconstructed Catholic Texan)
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To: massmike

Roosters get cacked at about 5 months, It’s the best weight to feed ratio.

If they are homo birds they haven’t had much time to explore their sexuality.


78 posted on 08/06/2012 8:31:28 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Viva Christo Rey)
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To: GenXFreedomFighter

It’s called pecking order for a reason.

My friends flock has a number of hens in various stages of featherlessness.

You can tell the pecking order by feather count.

Lowest hen gets pecked by everyone.


79 posted on 08/06/2012 8:38:09 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Viva Christo Rey)
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To: Captainpaintball

Depends on the breed..There are meat breeds and egg breeds.

If you are raising for eggs you don’t need any roosters. Chickens will lay eggs fertile or not. You only need roosters if you are raising your own chicks.

Most flocks come from hatcheries as day old chicks.

Meat birds are usually slaughtered at 5-6 months. Best meat to feed ration. Roosters are frequently meat birds because they tend to be bigger and put on weight quicker.

Older birds are fit only for stewing...Tough old bird is really the truth.

Most home raised flocks only slaughter hens when they are layed out. No point of incurring the cost to feed if you aren’t getting anything back.


80 posted on 08/06/2012 8:43:29 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Viva Christo Rey)
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