Posted on 08/05/2012 3:49:17 PM PDT by massmike
I must admit I dont get around much, so I didnt even know the reliably left-leaning Huff n Puff Post had a Gay Voices section. But yesterday, I read an article from there that covered a recent petition (with a whopping 1,500+ signatures!) that demanded that Chick-Fil-A be consistent with their anti-homosexual values and stop serving homosexual chicken at their restaurants. As the petition explains, some male chickens will mount other male chickens, so Chick-Fil-A cannot be consistent with their values until they make sure that none of the chicken meat they are serving comes from homosexual chickens. Wow. Ive read some really, really stupid petitions in my life. But that one Where do you even start?
First, Im sure this petition was meant as a sort of barbed joke, but it falls squarely into the Boom! How will you ever recover from the devastation of my cleverness?!!!! categorya category which regularly falls far short of its intended goal. I feel bad for the people that wrote this actually. Is this really the best they can come up with?
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I remember that joke...you silly Rabbi.
I wonder if he has a PHD in psychology!
I didn’t think it was possible for them to make bigger idiots of themselves, but I was wrong.
It is called arrested development and I see way too much of it in the under 35 age range
If it weren't for the nasty butt sex, this would sound like something a couple of elementary school kids would come up with - because they were jealous of another kids new bike.
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Chode..
will comment later....
when I am done laughing...
gay chicken! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I thought poultry had a don’t ask/don’t cluck policy.
Fudge packing apparently makes people totally pathetic.
The Chick-fil-A buycott was homosexuality jumping the shark.
Pray for America
They are just experimenting.
I would think this article was a lot of fun to write. The truth is crazier than satire (unless this is satire - it's so hard to tell these days.)
Capon = A Rooster with nothing to crow about.
The idea that homosexuality is “natural” and that it occurs in animals is a myth. We do not see a homosexual orientation in animals, only instances of homosexual behavior.
But what does the gay lobby always tell us...being gay is genetic, it’s an orientation, it’s an unchangeable preference.
So the gay rights folks can take their pick. Either believe it’s an orientation and admit it doesn’t occur in mammals, or drop the orientation angle and admit—as most people have always believed—it is simply a behavior.
***In the animal kingdom, males often hump other males not for sexual gratification, but to show and reinforce dominance.***
My (fixed) FEMALE dog will hump visiting dogs (male or female) who get too uppity with her. It’s all about dominance and reinforcing her territory, not sexuality. These people really need to get a life, because they obviously haven’t got a clue about the one they’re in.
Roosters get cacked at about 5 months, It’s the best weight to feed ratio.
If they are homo birds they haven’t had much time to explore their sexuality.
It’s called pecking order for a reason.
My friends flock has a number of hens in various stages of featherlessness.
You can tell the pecking order by feather count.
Lowest hen gets pecked by everyone.
Depends on the breed..There are meat breeds and egg breeds.
If you are raising for eggs you don’t need any roosters. Chickens will lay eggs fertile or not. You only need roosters if you are raising your own chicks.
Most flocks come from hatcheries as day old chicks.
Meat birds are usually slaughtered at 5-6 months. Best meat to feed ration. Roosters are frequently meat birds because they tend to be bigger and put on weight quicker.
Older birds are fit only for stewing...Tough old bird is really the truth.
Most home raised flocks only slaughter hens when they are layed out. No point of incurring the cost to feed if you aren’t getting anything back.
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