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Engineerial problem
07/20/12 | Not known

Posted on 07/20/2012 1:02:24 AM PDT by Freelance Warrior

A technical department in a Soviet university. An introductory lecture.

The professor:

For a start I'll explain to you, who an engineer is. There is a factory which receives daily a truckload of alcohol necessary for its operating. The factory has a huge tank with a tap to hold the alcohol. A female employee uses the tap to distribute the alcohol according to written orders. After each shift the tank is emptied with the same tap.

Now I have a question to you all:

How will an engineer steel some alcohol from the tank?"


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: alcohol; engineer; problem; soviet
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I'll post the answer later.
1 posted on 07/20/2012 1:02:39 AM PDT by Freelance Warrior
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To: Freelance Warrior
Is propaganda.

Russia has no one who would steal alcohol.

2 posted on 07/20/2012 1:10:24 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (What Hawaii gave to Obama, was not what Obama gave to us.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Bribe the female employee and blame some local Uzbeks.


3 posted on 07/20/2012 1:12:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Bribe the female employee and blame some local Uzbeks.

1.The employee is financially responsible.

2. This is not an engineerial solution.

4 posted on 07/20/2012 1:15:05 AM PDT by Freelance Warrior (A Russian.)
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To: Freelance Warrior
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5 posted on 07/20/2012 1:15:59 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Freelance Warrior

Do you mean steal?


6 posted on 07/20/2012 1:18:09 AM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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The engineer would place the glass of alcohol near somebody and then go tell the supervisor that the person near the glass stole the alcohol.

When the person, who is accused of stealing it, is dragged off, the engineer would then pick up the glass and carry on.

That’s how they did it in the old Soviet Union.


7 posted on 07/20/2012 1:20:51 AM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Freelance Warrior

From the top of the open tank with a glass, cup, straw, whatever. :-)


8 posted on 07/20/2012 1:28:44 AM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (I wanna start a Seniors' Motor Scooter Gang. Wanna join?)
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Do you mean steal?

Yes, sorry.

9 posted on 07/20/2012 1:29:59 AM PDT by Freelance Warrior (A Russian.)
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To: Freelance Warrior

Write a requisition? ( Something like that, I’ll bet. )


10 posted on 07/20/2012 1:32:23 AM PDT by dr_lew
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To: Freelance Warrior

Torchit


11 posted on 07/20/2012 1:35:00 AM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM OBIWAN IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
From the top of the open tank with a glass, cup, straw, whatever. :-)

1. The tank is huge

2. Stealing must be done secretly.

But using the top is a part of the solution!

12 posted on 07/20/2012 1:35:21 AM PDT by Freelance Warrior (A Russian.)
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To: Jonty30
place the glass of alcohol near somebody and then go tell the supervisor that the person near the glass stole the alcohol.

This is not an engineerial solution either.

13 posted on 07/20/2012 1:37:05 AM PDT by Freelance Warrior (A Russian.)
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To: Freelance Warrior; kabumpo
Do you mean steal?

Yes, sorry.

Like acid and oil on a madman's face His reason tends to fly away

14 posted on 07/20/2012 1:42:33 AM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM OBIWAN IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
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To: Freelance Warrior

Is there a vent on the tank?


15 posted on 07/20/2012 1:44:04 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Freelance Warrior

It’s an engineering solution, if the engineer came up with it. :)


16 posted on 07/20/2012 1:44:24 AM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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1.The employee is financially responsible.

I thought you said this was from Soviet Russia.

17 posted on 07/20/2012 1:47:22 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Freelance Warrior

In Soviet Russia, tanker steal you.


18 posted on 07/20/2012 1:49:58 AM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Is there a vent on the tank?

Probably. Anyway, there's an opporunity to access the tank's filling opening and/or the vent before/after shifts. But not the tap.

19 posted on 07/20/2012 1:52:29 AM PDT by Freelance Warrior (A Russian.)
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To: Freelance Warrior

I know one way it could be done. It would depend on the volume of the truck, but you could either pump air into the truck to displace volume of the stolen booze or by lowering the pressure within the tank, it would allow the alcohol to expand.


20 posted on 07/20/2012 1:54:12 AM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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