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I'll post the answer later.
1 posted on 07/20/2012 1:02:39 AM PDT by Freelance Warrior
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To: Freelance Warrior
Is propaganda.

Russia has no one who would steal alcohol.

2 posted on 07/20/2012 1:10:24 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (What Hawaii gave to Obama, was not what Obama gave to us.)
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To: Freelance Warrior
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5 posted on 07/20/2012 1:15:59 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Freelance Warrior

Do you mean steal?


6 posted on 07/20/2012 1:18:09 AM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: Freelance Warrior

The engineer would place the glass of alcohol near somebody and then go tell the supervisor that the person near the glass stole the alcohol.

When the person, who is accused of stealing it, is dragged off, the engineer would then pick up the glass and carry on.

That’s how they did it in the old Soviet Union.


7 posted on 07/20/2012 1:20:51 AM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Freelance Warrior

From the top of the open tank with a glass, cup, straw, whatever. :-)


8 posted on 07/20/2012 1:28:44 AM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (I wanna start a Seniors' Motor Scooter Gang. Wanna join?)
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To: Freelance Warrior

Write a requisition? ( Something like that, I’ll bet. )


10 posted on 07/20/2012 1:32:23 AM PDT by dr_lew
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To: Freelance Warrior

Torchit


11 posted on 07/20/2012 1:35:00 AM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM OBIWAN IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
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To: Freelance Warrior

In Soviet Russia, tanker steal you.


18 posted on 07/20/2012 1:49:58 AM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: Freelance Warrior
It's simple. You pretend to work. We pretend to pay you.

The clock moves forward.

22 posted on 07/20/2012 2:00:36 AM PDT by cynwoody
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Steeling [from] the tank?
I suppose you’d have to use a sand-blaster, but that’s no good if the tank is solid steel.


26 posted on 07/20/2012 2:10:38 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Freelance Warrior
Well, I think it's the time for posting the answer:

1. Before a shift put a bucket with weights inside, for the bucket to stand steady, retrieve it with a rope and a hook after the shift.

2. If they inspect the tank with a rod after the tank is emptied, drop a quilt inside (or two, or any number of them), then retrieve it and squeeze.

27 posted on 07/20/2012 2:14:41 AM PDT by Freelance Warrior (A Russian.)
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At first glance it looks like an English problem, but if you really want to know the perfect way, steal the alcohol through evaporation.


28 posted on 07/20/2012 2:34:42 AM PDT by Usagi_yo
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To: Freelance Warrior
Soooo simple. Al is volatile so you loose some to the air. Heat the tank and you distill it the second time like some scotch.
30 posted on 07/20/2012 2:54:11 AM PDT by Domangart
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To: Freelance Warrior

The female employee is the larcenous engineer, true?


31 posted on 07/20/2012 3:54:28 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Legalize Freedom!!)
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ping


32 posted on 07/20/2012 4:38:34 AM PDT by Shimmer1 (government health officials seem to have the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.)
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To: Freelance Warrior

You can not turn alcohol into steel. Her efforts to steel it are in vain.


33 posted on 07/20/2012 4:45:21 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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Comrade,
It is my sad duty to report that the Uzbekistan Alcohol Collective Plant at Stalinoputz shipped us Methanolski instead of Ethanolski, and now all my thought-criminal staff of Uzbeki counter-revolutionaries are dead, having ignorantly snuck drink from the mistaken shipment. At least their bodies will not freeze soon.

I have disposed of the remainder of the Methanolski and urgently request a replacement shipment of Ethanolski so that we may meet our production quotas for the glory of the Rodina and Communism.

Dos Vedanya, Dudeski,
Kenny Bunkov.

36 posted on 07/20/2012 10:12:02 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (What Hawaii gave to Obama, was not what Obama gave to us.)
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To: Freelance Warrior

Maybe Comrade Obama can create another TRILLION dollar stimulus package to help figure this problem out? After all it’s only Obama money! Right?


38 posted on 07/20/2012 11:49:25 AM PDT by Mier (Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of its stated intent!! "Jim Quinn")
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