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No joke. They used the hard sell approach.
1 posted on 07/14/2012 8:22:52 PM PDT by Hunton Peck
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To: Hunton Peck

A couple of weeks ago, I was in the nearby Lowes.

A young man approached me “Excuse me sir, can I have a moment of your time? I’m selling subscriptions to magazines so that I may win a college scholarship...”

“Uh, dude? I’m SURE you’re not supposed to be soliciting in here.”

“Sir, my boss told me to just switch between here and the IKEA.”

“Boss???”

How many people subscribe to having paper magazines delivered to their houses by the Postal Service anyway? I’d rather they offer to recondition my buggy whips.


2 posted on 07/14/2012 8:28:28 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Hunton Peck
Two things:

  • Got to love the wife. She woke me up this morning telling me two clean cut guys in short sleeved white shirts were knocking on our door She had her S&W Bodyguard in her hand, I grabbed my PDX1 loaded Public Defender Poly from the nightstand and we just waited. After a few minutes they left.

  • Years ago when I lived in a citesh often some earnest leftist would approach me on the street and ask if he/she could speak with me for a moment. I always answered 'sure' and kept waking. LOL! They expected me to stop. Right!

4 posted on 07/14/2012 8:45:38 PM PDT by I see my hands (It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
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To: Hunton Peck

Kinda takes “high pressure sales tactics” to the extreme, doesn’t it?


5 posted on 07/14/2012 8:47:12 PM PDT by factoryrat (We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
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To: Hunton Peck

I came close to this just a few weeks ago. Perhaps this is unfair, since the man was never physically threatening, but he did show anger. He rang the doorbell, and when I answered he introduced himself and said he was an ex-convict seeking to improve his life, and showed me ID from the state of Tennesee. He had a folder with some kind of cloth cover, which had been folded into squares. There was a signature sheet, asking you to evaluate his politeness etc. I asked to look at it and leafing ahead, I saw this was all lead-in to the magazine pitch, since he would not get “full credit” for the evaluation unless I bought magazines. Meanwhile, he was asking me if I would be willing to help “someone like him”, and I said “sure” ( “willing”, N.B. ) Of course, when I preemptively told him I wasn’t going to buy any magazines under any circumstances, he accused me of lying; using that word, as I recall. It was very much like an affirmative action meeting from the ‘80’s. I noted that the last signature was from Strongsville, Ohio, and he said that’s where he was last. It’s about 350 miles east of the Chicago area where I live. I found the whole thing rather disturbing, needless to say.


6 posted on 07/14/2012 8:54:26 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: Hunton Peck

I have heard of the Ben Franklin close, would this be the Chuck Norris close?


7 posted on 07/14/2012 8:55:12 PM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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I suppose in retrospect he wishes he’d have just taken Sports Illustrated for a year...


8 posted on 07/14/2012 8:58:35 PM PDT by bigbob
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“By the time police arrived at the 300 block of 17th Avenue North, the two assailants were restrained and the homeowner suffered only minor injuries.”

It sounds to me like St. Cloud Man Beat Up Two Traveling Salesmen....


10 posted on 07/14/2012 9:01:32 PM PDT by JoeDetweiler
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To: Hunton Peck
I'm surprised to hear that they still do this. There has been controversy around the door-to-door magazine salemen for a while. In fact, there was a murder case a few years ago in this area related to these folks (I think one offed another, not a homeowner). Pretty shady stuff, for the most part.
11 posted on 07/14/2012 9:05:57 PM PDT by Major Matt Mason ("Journalism is dead. All news is suspect." - Noamie)
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To: Hunton Peck

Hard to get repeat business that way.


12 posted on 07/14/2012 9:08:45 PM PDT by dog breath
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To: Hunton Peck
No pictures. No description.

I'm going out on a limb here -- the two assailants might be magazine salesmen, but they might also be black. If so, it begs the question: did they resort to violence because they are magazine salesmen, or did they resort to violence because they are black?

Of course, if they aren't black, then I'm just jumping to conclusions. But the odds are in my favor here.

15 posted on 07/14/2012 9:13:25 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Roger Taney? Not a bad Chief Justice. John Roberts? A really awful Chief Justice.)
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To: Hunton Peck

Buy or die!


18 posted on 07/15/2012 3:03:18 AM PDT by Free in Texas (Member of the Bitter Clingers Association.)
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To: Hunton Peck
By the time police arrived at the 300 block of 17th Avenue North, the two assailants were restrained and the homeowner suffered only minor injuries.

I hope they were "restrained" by the time the cops got there. All tied up and ready for transport.
22 posted on 07/15/2012 4:49:31 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: Hunton Peck
when a 21-year-old salesman from Iowa and a 18-year-old salesman

Sounds like Obama wrote this.
23 posted on 07/15/2012 4:51:03 AM PDT by aruanan
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