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To: Lucky9teen
2 posted on
07/13/2012 5:56:43 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
Woohoo!!! It’s Finally Friday!!!!
3 posted on
07/13/2012 5:56:47 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
4 posted on
07/13/2012 6:00:17 AM PDT by
21stCenturion
("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
To: Lucky9teen
A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.
Bartender asks ....
"What'll it be, Mr. President?"
5 posted on
07/13/2012 6:00:34 AM PDT by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO Happy Friday the 13th!
6 posted on
07/13/2012 6:00:50 AM PDT by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Lucky9teen
7 posted on
07/13/2012 6:02:59 AM PDT by
tnlibertarian
(Government's solution to everything: Less freedom.)
To: Lucky9teen
Update:
8 posted on
07/13/2012 6:08:06 AM PDT by
cartan
To: Lucky9teen
What do you put on a pig with a sunburn?
Oinkment
11 posted on
07/13/2012 6:13:52 AM PDT by
Drawsing
(The fool shows his annoyance at once. The prudent man overlooks an insult. (Proverbs 12:16))
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY! Have a good weekend all!
13 posted on
07/13/2012 6:17:03 AM PDT by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Lucky9teen
14 posted on
07/13/2012 6:22:02 AM PDT by
workerbee
(June 28, 2012 -- 9/11 From Within)
To: Lucky9teen
15 posted on
07/13/2012 6:22:28 AM PDT by
sunny48
To: Lucky9teen
17 posted on
07/13/2012 6:27:09 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(Proud to have been beat up and shot by the late Paul Gomez. RIP, 'Gnomez'.)
To: Lucky9teen
19 posted on
07/13/2012 6:29:43 AM PDT by
workerbee
(June 28, 2012 -- 9/11 From Within)
To: Lucky9teen
A very good amateur golfer lost his arm in an industrial accident. Following rehab, he tried to learn to play golf again with just one arm but never could quite get the hang of it. He became so depressed he decided to commit suicide.
As he was standing on the roof of a tall building getting ready to jump he looked down and saw guy this skipping around as happy as can be. As he took even a closer look, he noticed the guy skipping had no arms. Now - he was ashamed of himself. Here he was - with one arm - feeling sorry for himself - ready to end it all — and there’s a guy on the ground with no arms - as happy as could be.
So - instead of jumping he decided to go down and thank the guy for saving his life. When he got down off the roof and caught up with him, he said - I want to thank you for saving my life. Here I am - one arm and ready to commit suicide - and yet I see you with NO arms, happy as can be. I’m ashamed of myself.
The guy with no arms says — Well I’m happy I saved your life but I’m not happy otherwise -— my ASS itches.
20 posted on
07/13/2012 6:33:01 AM PDT by
hillarynot
(I play in Peoria)
To: Lucky9teen; Kathy in Alaska; SevenofNine; StarCMC; MeekMom; MEG33; HiJinx; acad1228; ...
A friend told the blond: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
21 posted on
07/13/2012 6:33:05 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
To: Lucky9teen
I told this woman she had been blessed with three beautiful children.
My mistake. She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me with a bomb. It was an honest mistake....
To: Lucky9teen
30 posted on
07/13/2012 6:47:27 AM PDT by
bgill
To: Lucky9teen
31 posted on
07/13/2012 7:01:34 AM PDT by
Spunky
(Those)
To: Lucky9teen
Watch your mailbox!
Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my behind, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an “Obama Hope & Change” bumper sticker, and a “Blame it on Bush” poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.
Watch for yours soon.
33 posted on
07/13/2012 7:08:30 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Two blonds find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
34 posted on
07/13/2012 7:15:41 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
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