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Australian policemen line up to investigate the case of the 'Buxom Bandit'
MailOnline ^ | 7/2/2012 | Richard Shears

Posted on 07/03/2012 8:24:02 AM PDT by nascarnation

A buxom bandit is on the run after holding up a petrol station on Queensland's Gold Coast in the early hours of this morning.

However, it's likely that she won't evade capture for long. The curvaceous blonde, who is believed to be in her 20s, made a series of schoolgirl blunders.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News
KEYWORDS: australia; bandit; buxom; napl
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To: nascarnation

Investigators are examining the security video in detail, but have not yet been able to see her face.


21 posted on 07/03/2012 9:32:28 AM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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bfl


22 posted on 07/03/2012 11:10:32 AM PDT by zeugma (Those of us who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.)
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To: nascarnation; mikrofon; martin_fierro
This Thread Is Worthless Without Ju Mugshots.
23 posted on 07/03/2012 11:51:07 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Up Top, Down Under.)
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To: nascarnation; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
Australian policemen line up to investigate the case of the 'Buxom Bandit'

Happy will be the cop who finally gets to proclaim,

THIS IS

A BUST!

24 posted on 07/03/2012 1:26:38 PM PDT by martin_fierro (I mean, that's a line for the *ages*)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Asked for information on her accomplices, she replied "Tit-for-tat?"


25 posted on 07/03/2012 7:58:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Perhaps believing her ample assets would divert attention, her biggest mistake - which even the most amateur hold-up artist might have thought of - was failing to hide her face.

She did remember to wear a glove to stop her hands from leaving fingerprint traces on anything she touched - but she put it on the wrong hand.”

Well, she IS blonde, and BIG boobed. I don’t see what “failing to hide her face” has to do with anything.

Not a problem...;o)


26 posted on 07/04/2012 12:49:00 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono; Lazamataz

“I always give TAT!” - Benny Hill


27 posted on 07/04/2012 12:57:06 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Fools.Damn fools.Welcome to the USSA. Socialism is slavery to the State and the Supreme Court did it)
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To: dixiechick2000

She has a face?


28 posted on 07/04/2012 2:34:27 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: trailhkr1

“....heavenly blessed...?”

IMHO she’s probably, sometime in the past, been a good customer of Dow Chemical.....if you get my drift.


29 posted on 07/04/2012 3:19:14 AM PDT by Tucker39 ( Psa 68:19Blessed be the Lord, who daily loadeth us with benefits; even the God of our salvation.KJV)
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To: martin_fierro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTw1lzxTAis


30 posted on 07/04/2012 8:48:41 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Slings and Arrows; nascarnation

31 posted on 07/04/2012 9:40:50 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Daffynition
Theme music! (Strong stomach required.)
32 posted on 07/04/2012 10:02:57 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

33 posted on 07/04/2012 2:10:10 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Daffynition

Told ya.


34 posted on 07/04/2012 2:24:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: MarineBrat; doubled; bk1000; mouser; Red in Blue PA; MilspecRob; LiveFreeOrDie2001; ...

Hottie Ping!
To be on or off the Hottie Ping List Please FReepmail me.
Thanks to GQuagmire for the heads up.


35 posted on 07/06/2012 10:49:42 AM PDT by numberonepal (First they came for Sarah, then they came for Herman.....)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She has a face?
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

Sometimes one can’t see past the obvious.

Like Jerry S. opined. “Of course I am a chest man. I have legs”.
or
Elaine complaining to the EEOC about the restaurant in Midtown that was discriminating because all the waitri had ‘large breasts’.
Got so busy (with City Employees) almost drove the guy out of business...


36 posted on 07/06/2012 11:15:11 AM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 "Hopefully this administration is a "bad dream" - think the Newhart show.")
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To: philman_36

Jiggety, Jiggety!


37 posted on 07/06/2012 3:17:53 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live thnrough it anyway)
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To: Vendome
Clearly revealing, isn't it. {;^)
38 posted on 07/06/2012 4:08:38 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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