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Australian policemen line up to investigate the case of the 'Buxom Bandit'
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| 7/2/2012
| Richard Shears
Posted on 07/03/2012 8:24:02 AM PDT by nascarnation
A buxom bandit is on the run after holding up a petrol station on Queensland's Gold Coast in the early hours of this morning.
However, it's likely that she won't evade capture for long. The curvaceous blonde, who is believed to be in her 20s, made a series of schoolgirl blunders.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News
KEYWORDS: australia; bandit; buxom; napl
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To: nascarnation
Investigators are examining the security video in detail, but have not yet been able to see her face.
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posted on
07/03/2012 9:32:28 AM PDT
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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posted on
07/03/2012 11:10:32 AM PDT
by
zeugma
(Those of us who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.)
To: nascarnation; mikrofon; martin_fierro
This Thread Is Worthless Without Ju Mugshots.
To: nascarnation; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
Australian policemen line up to investigate the case of the 'Buxom Bandit' Happy will be the cop who finally gets to proclaim,
THIS IS

A BUST!
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posted on
07/03/2012 1:26:38 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(I mean, that's a line for the *ages*)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Asked for information on her accomplices, she replied "Tit-for-tat?"
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posted on
07/03/2012 7:58:40 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Perhaps believing her ample assets would divert attention, her biggest mistake - which even the most amateur hold-up artist might have thought of - was failing to hide her face.
She did remember to wear a glove to stop her hands from leaving fingerprint traces on anything she touched - but she put it on the wrong hand.”
Well, she IS blonde, and BIG boobed. I don’t see what “failing to hide her face” has to do with anything.
Not a problem...;o)
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posted on
07/04/2012 12:49:00 AM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono; Lazamataz
“I always give TAT!” - Benny Hill
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posted on
07/04/2012 12:57:06 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Fools.Damn fools.Welcome to the USSA. Socialism is slavery to the State and the Supreme Court did it)
To: dixiechick2000
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posted on
07/04/2012 2:34:27 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: trailhkr1
“....heavenly blessed...?”
IMHO she’s probably, sometime in the past, been a good customer of Dow Chemical.....if you get my drift.
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posted on
07/04/2012 3:19:14 AM PDT
by
Tucker39
( Psa 68:19Blessed be the Lord, who daily loadeth us with benefits; even the God of our salvation.KJV)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
07/04/2012 8:48:41 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Slings and Arrows; nascarnation
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posted on
07/04/2012 9:40:50 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
07/04/2012 10:02:57 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/04/2012 2:10:10 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
07/04/2012 2:24:26 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: MarineBrat; doubled; bk1000; mouser; Red in Blue PA; MilspecRob; LiveFreeOrDie2001; ...
Hottie Ping!
To be on or off the Hottie Ping List Please FReepmail me.
Thanks to GQuagmire for the heads up.
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posted on
07/06/2012 10:49:42 AM PDT
by
numberonepal
(First they came for Sarah, then they came for Herman.....)
To: Slings and Arrows
She has a face?
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Sometimes one can’t see past the obvious.
Like Jerry S. opined. “Of course I am a chest man. I have legs”.
or
Elaine complaining to the EEOC about the restaurant in Midtown that was discriminating because all the waitri had ‘large breasts’.
Got so busy (with City Employees) almost drove the guy out of business...
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posted on
07/06/2012 11:15:11 AM PDT
by
xrmusn
(6/98 "Hopefully this administration is a "bad dream" - think the Newhart show.")
To: philman_36
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posted on
07/06/2012 3:17:53 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live thnrough it anyway)
To: Vendome
Clearly revealing, isn't it. {;^)
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posted on
07/06/2012 4:08:38 PM PDT
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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