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Roll the credits on this sham of a union (Cruise/Holmes divorce)
NY Post ^ | 6-30-12 | Andrea peyser

Posted on 07/02/2012 5:31:59 PM PDT by dynachrome

Katie Holmes was from the start a case of “Are you kidding me?” — a scam of gargantuan proportions ripped straight from the Kim Kardashian playbook. ---------------------------------------------------

Tom’s protestations of masculine adoration were belied by his first wife, actress Mimi Rogers, herself a Scientologist, whom he wed in 1987. She later complained that Tom refused to perform his husbandly duties.

“He was seriously thinking of becoming a monk,” Rogers told Playboy. “He thought he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument, but my instrument needed tuning, and we had to split.”

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: divorce; ick; katieholmes; tomcruise
I found this amusing.
1 posted on 07/02/2012 5:32:07 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Our nation is going to hell, the economy is in shambles and this is news?

No wonder we are where we are.

If all of Hollywood fell of the face of the earth, I would not be able to tell the difference. Life is better that way.


2 posted on 07/02/2012 5:41:11 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Read SCOTUS Castle Rock vs Gonzales before dialing 911!)
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To: dynachrome

He was seriously thinking of becoming a monk

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So when is the pretend “monk” going to come out of the closet? He needs a psychiatrist!


3 posted on 07/02/2012 5:44:43 PM PDT by mardi59 (THE REBELLION IS ON!!!)
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To: dynachrome

“He thought he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument, but my instrument needed tuning, and we had to split.”
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Heh. Nice to see there’s still a few folks left who can throw a good double entendre out there.

That made me laugh.


4 posted on 07/02/2012 5:45:48 PM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: dynachrome
It was a five year contract that Holmes signed up for. She and Jessics Alba (or Jessica Biel, I can't recall) were both in the running for the job. It was and is all an act. Cruise is in to dudes. The word was that the deal with Holmes was setup by David Geffen. Cruise was one of the very gay Geffen's "house boys" back in the day before he got famous. So was Brad Pitt. Pitt is NOT NOT gay FYI. But a very smart guy and he knew that the road to fame goes through people like Geffen and Dreamworks. Geffen was likely the one that made up the hilarious story Cher told about being with Cruise in the past.

It is HOLLYWOOD! All fake. All scripted. All planned and the media pukes are all in on the scam. Soon Holmes will tearfully go on the talk shows. Expect her to in some way to tell tales that make Cruise look manly in manly ways that regular manly men are when they are manly! No way he is gay!

The farce will continue for a bit then Cruise will hook up with another gal under contract to play his girl until that agreement expires. And so on. And so on....

5 posted on 07/02/2012 5:58:33 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (Sharia? No thanks!)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
He thought he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument, but my instrument needed tuning...

Weird cult or not, I love that broad!

6 posted on 07/02/2012 6:01:18 PM PDT by stormhill
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To: isthisnickcool
It was a five year contract that Holmes signed up for.

Why not sign up for a long-running performance, ala Chorus Line? Why five years?

7 posted on 07/02/2012 6:06:59 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
Why not sign up for a long-running performance, ala Chorus Line? Why five years?

Because, that's when she turned 33. It's some super-secret Scientology thing; they could tell you, but then they'd have to kill you.
The part I don't understand is, what does it have to do with Rolling Rock beer?

8 posted on 07/02/2012 6:13:34 PM PDT by stormhill
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
Why not sign up for a long-running performance, ala Chorus Line? Why five years?

It's a tough gig. Cruise is a wacky doo. Besides, the woman needs a life of her own at some point. That point has arrived.

9 posted on 07/02/2012 7:25:31 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (Sharia? No thanks!)
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To: dynachrome

Tom Cruise is a narcissistic freak.

Good thing nobody like that could ever become POTUS.


10 posted on 07/02/2012 7:28:16 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (If there were three candidates - Romney, Øbama, and Satan, Øbama would come in third.)
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To: dynachrome

11 posted on 07/02/2012 7:31:41 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Monk = homosexual


12 posted on 07/02/2012 7:34:51 PM PDT by Henry Hnyellar
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Mimi Rogers is nice. Also intelligent. And talented.


13 posted on 07/02/2012 9:34:04 PM PDT by karnage
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To: isthisnickcool

I don’t get it. Why would it be a prolem if he were to admit he was a homosexual?? Cooper came out today and his stock rose! Being a homosexual now gets you double-extra bonus points, especially in Hollywood. Cruise coming out would merely earn him applause from the libs... and yawns from the rest of us.


14 posted on 07/02/2012 10:15:29 PM PDT by Reddy (B.O. stinks)
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