[dynachrome]

I found this amusing.

[Red in Blue PA]

Our nation is going to hell, the economy is in shambles and this is news?

No wonder we are where we are.

If all of Hollywood fell of the face of the earth, I would not be able to tell the difference. Life is better that way.

[mardi59]

He was seriously thinking of becoming a monk

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So when is the pretend “monk” going to come out of the closet? He needs a psychiatrist!

[AnAmericanAbroad]

“He thought he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument, but my instrument needed tuning, and we had to split.”
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Heh. Nice to see there’s still a few folks left who can throw a good double entendre out there.

That made me laugh.

[isthisnickcool]

It was a five year contract that Holmes signed up for. She and Jessics Alba (or Jessica Biel, I can't recall) were both in the running for the job. It was and is all an act. Cruise is in to dudes. The word was that the deal with Holmes was setup by David Geffen. Cruise was one of the very gay Geffen's "house boys" back in the day before he got famous. So was Brad Pitt. Pitt is NOT NOT gay FYI. But a very smart guy and he knew that the road to fame goes through people like Geffen and Dreamworks. Geffen was likely the one that made up the hilarious story Cher told about being with Cruise in the past.

It is HOLLYWOOD! All fake. All scripted. All planned and the media pukes are all in on the scam. Soon Holmes will tearfully go on the talk shows. Expect her to in some way to tell tales that make Cruise look manly in manly ways that regular manly men are when they are manly! No way he is gay!

The farce will continue for a bit then Cruise will hook up with another gal under contract to play his girl until that agreement expires. And so on. And so on....

[AZ .44 MAG]

Tom Cruise is a narcissistic freak.

Good thing nobody like that could ever become POTUS.

[Revolting cat!]