A prim and proper Rihanna, Jennifer Aniston's mugshot and an obese Johnny Depp...(truncated title)

dailymail.co.uk ^ | 7/1/2012 | J J ANISIOBI and ANTHONY GOODRIDGE

[RoosterRedux]

They are revered for their good looks and superb style of dress almost more than their talent as entertainers.

But what would the world's most famous faces look like if they didn't have the best make-up artists and stylists that money can buy?

Thanks to the handy work of one artist called Danny Evans, we now know exactly what a number of stars including Rihanna, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston would look like if they were average Joes.

[cripplecreek]

LOL Funny but not terribly realistic. There are some pretty good looking nobodies walking around

[Future Snake Eater]

lol...love the one with Pitt and Jolie. It looks like something from Awkward Family Photos.

[Mamzelle]

I love to see the ersatz "perfect" mocked--for even these will someday face the cruelty of age.

Our generation, with the bombardment of images and technological anti-aging innovations, now has to deal with the side-effects--addiction to porn, and millions of men who can't form relationships because they are waiting for Miss January to show up, and she must also have the nectar of perpetual youth...

[RoosterRedux]

There are some pretty good looking nobodies walking around

That's why I shop at Walmart!;-)

[RoosterRedux]

millions of men who can't form relationships because they are waiting for Miss January to show up

What?

Are you implying she's not coming?;-)

[MD Expat in PA]

Back to basics: Sarah Jessica Parker looks right at home on a ranch with her horse after trading in her Jimmy Choo's for cowboy boots

So which one is which?

[MD Expat in PA]

Back to basics: Sarah Jessica Parker looks right at home on a ranch with her horse after trading in her Jimmy Choo's for cowboy boots

So which one is which?

[driftdiver]

Or the women waiting for Mr moneybags as they stand back and bash all men.

[Mamzelle]

Just young men these days. Everything is so different--porn used to be a magazine hidden under a bed, and the worst of it was a topless girl-next-door with a wholesome grin.

I look around at women just out of their thirties getting their upper lips pumped full of gunk (check out the babe in the Leg Chair on Fox's "Five", if you ever get around to the face), the extravagantly whitened teeth (when I first saw someone with bleached teeth, I thought they had dentures!), the fake boobs, the fetish shoes...who needs porn, when our daughters dress like whores to go to work?

[boycott]

Sarah Jessica is obviously related to that horse.

[boycott]

Sarah Jessica is obviously related to that horse.

[Mamzelle]

Heh—of all the mock-ups, she looked most improved!

[IronJack]

Hey Sarah! Why the long face?

[Blue Highway]

Wait is that Kimberly Guiylfoyle or Anrea Tantaros you are referring to? Kimberly is 40 IIRC and Andrea is early thirties. What are fetish shoes? They wear heels and not sure if they are what you are talking about. Here I thought they were 2 wholesome girls...

[rollo tomasi]

Contemporary dating logic:

[Blue Highway]

Actually Miss September since that’s my birthday. I keep getting older and she still isn’t showing up. Is someone playing a cruel joke on me? Ok, if I have to I’ll settle for Miss July or August.

[Blue Highway]

The artist managed to get rid of Aniston’s Jay Leno chin when her plastic surgeon couldn’t. Travolta just looks like that might be a character of his next movie. It would be pretty good seeing him in a different role like that.

[Blue Highway]

Sort of looks like if Florence Henderson (the mother on the Brady Bunch) was a homeless crack addict.