Our generation, with the bombardment of images and technological anti-aging innovations, now has to deal with the side-effects--addiction to porn, and millions of men who can't form relationships because they are waiting for Miss January to show up, and she must also have the nectar of perpetual youth...
What?
Are you implying she's not coming?;-)
Or the women waiting for Mr moneybags as they stand back and bash all men.
Actually Miss September since that’s my birthday. I keep getting older and she still isn’t showing up. Is someone playing a cruel joke on me? Ok, if I have to I’ll settle for Miss July or August.