[RoosterRedux]

millions of men who can't form relationships because they are waiting for Miss January to show up

What?

Are you implying she's not coming?;-)

[Mamzelle]

Just young men these days. Everything is so different--porn used to be a magazine hidden under a bed, and the worst of it was a topless girl-next-door with a wholesome grin.

I look around at women just out of their thirties getting their upper lips pumped full of gunk (check out the babe in the Leg Chair on Fox's "Five", if you ever get around to the face), the extravagantly whitened teeth (when I first saw someone with bleached teeth, I thought they had dentures!), the fake boobs, the fetish shoes...who needs porn, when our daughters dress like whores to go to work?