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Justice Roberts walks into a bank...........
6-29-12 | Self

Posted on 06/29/2012 5:20:18 PM PDT by gdzla

and once inside he comes across 0bama and a bunch of democrats. He notices from the note 0bama is holding they intend to rob the bank. Roberts grabs the note from 0bama and informs them all that they can't do what they are intending. Roberts says: "You can't do that! You can't demand that the bank surrender their money!" Roberts rewrites the note to say "This is a stick-up" and hands it back to 0bama saying that it's now OK to go ahead with their plans.


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1 posted on 06/29/2012 5:20:21 PM PDT by gdzla
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To: gdzla

Good one.


2 posted on 06/29/2012 5:21:19 PM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: gdzla

How about...

A bunch of RATs walk into a whorehouse. Justice Roberts meets them in drag and asks: “What can I do for you boys tonight?”


3 posted on 06/29/2012 5:24:30 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (I'm for Churchill in 1940!)
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To: gdzla
Levity is not really working for me today. Just sort of need to stew in my rage for a day or so. And..............don't give up your day jobs boys........... ~<\;o)
4 posted on 06/29/2012 5:33:38 PM PDT by EggsAckley ( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply ! ! ..)
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To: gdzla
... after which Washington, Hamilton and Jackson leap off the stolen bills and beat the living snot out of Justice Roberts.

I like to write my own endings.

5 posted on 06/29/2012 5:34:07 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: skeeter

I like a story with a happy ending.


6 posted on 06/29/2012 5:36:15 PM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: gdzla

clever.


7 posted on 06/29/2012 5:37:05 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: dfwgator

It was either beat the snot out of him or give him a ‘wedgie’, but the guy really made me mad.


8 posted on 06/29/2012 5:40:33 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: dfwgator

I would prefer a double hanging end. With obambantion at his side


9 posted on 06/29/2012 5:43:56 PM PDT by clamper1797 (Hoping to have some change left)
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To: gdzla

Can anyone name a very important legal mind who started out liberal in some prominent government role in DC, but over the course of a career became more and more conservative?

This is difficult for me.


10 posted on 06/29/2012 5:44:30 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: WorkingClassFilth

No, no... here’s one... Roberts walks into a bar and says, any body here knows why all of a sudden folks look at me like I’m a Dick Head or something? The bar tender says, “ahem, sir, maybe its because... your are a Dick Head, you Dick Face”...


11 posted on 06/29/2012 5:50:26 PM PDT by dps.inspect (rage against the Obama machine...)
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To: gaijin

It would be easier to crawl several miles through a sewage-infested swamp and come out cleaner than when you started.


12 posted on 06/29/2012 5:55:04 PM PDT by reasonisfaith (Why do you seek the living among the dead? (Luke 24:5))
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To: gaijin
Thats because conservative leaning rulings typically divest the authorities of power while progressive ones accrue power unto the elite ruling class.

And that simply ain't human nature.

Human nature, that is, not governed by Locke's theory of Natural Law.

13 posted on 06/29/2012 6:02:02 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: gaijin

BTW hows John Huang doing these days?:)


14 posted on 06/29/2012 6:12:51 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: dfwgator
I hope Obama challenges him to a game of Russian Roulette
15 posted on 06/29/2012 6:14:43 PM PDT by funfan
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To: gdzla

Excellent


16 posted on 06/29/2012 6:14:57 PM PDT by smalltownslick
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To: gdzla

Injustice Roberts enters and bank and yells, “GIVE ME YOUR MOENY! THIS IS NOT A STICK UP!!! THIS IS A TAX!!!”

We are being robbed and must fight back.


17 posted on 06/29/2012 6:16:52 PM PDT by CodeToad (Homosexuals are homophobes. They insist on being called 'gay' instead.)
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To: gaijin

Not in government, but major lib who now fights on the conservative side: http://www.horowitzfreedomcenter.org/


18 posted on 06/29/2012 6:27:39 PM PDT by antceecee (Bless us Father.. have mercy on us and protect us from evil.)
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To: CodeToad
Injustice Roberts enters and bank and yells, “GIVE ME YOUR MOENY! THIS IS NOT A STICK UP!!! THIS IS A TAX!!!”

That is PERFECT.

19 posted on 06/29/2012 6:29:59 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (Liberty. What a concept. TomHoefling.com)
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To: CodeToad

Cleaned your brilliant joke up a bit for wider consumption....

BREAKING NEWS! Chief Justice Roberts was arrested today for bank robbery. Know how they caught him, even though he was wearing a mask? They knew it was him right away when he yelled, “Give me all your money, but this isn’t a stick-up, it’s a TAX!”


20 posted on 06/29/2012 6:35:45 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (Liberty. What a concept. TomHoefling.com)
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