Posted on 06/29/2012 5:20:18 PM PDT by gdzla
and once inside he comes across 0bama and a bunch of democrats. He notices from the note 0bama is holding they intend to rob the bank. Roberts grabs the note from 0bama and informs them all that they can't do what they are intending. Roberts says: "You can't do that! You can't demand that the bank surrender their money!" Roberts rewrites the note to say "This is a stick-up" and hands it back to 0bama saying that it's now OK to go ahead with their plans.
Good one.
How about...
A bunch of RATs walk into a whorehouse. Justice Roberts meets them in drag and asks: “What can I do for you boys tonight?”
I like to write my own endings.
I like a story with a happy ending.
clever.
It was either beat the snot out of him or give him a ‘wedgie’, but the guy really made me mad.
I would prefer a double hanging end. With obambantion at his side
Can anyone name a very important legal mind who started out liberal in some prominent government role in DC, but over the course of a career became more and more conservative?
This is difficult for me.
No, no... here’s one... Roberts walks into a bar and says, any body here knows why all of a sudden folks look at me like I’m a Dick Head or something? The bar tender says, “ahem, sir, maybe its because... your are a Dick Head, you Dick Face”...
It would be easier to crawl several miles through a sewage-infested swamp and come out cleaner than when you started.
And that simply ain't human nature.
Human nature, that is, not governed by Locke's theory of Natural Law.
BTW hows John Huang doing these days?:)
Excellent
Injustice Roberts enters and bank and yells, “GIVE ME YOUR MOENY! THIS IS NOT A STICK UP!!! THIS IS A TAX!!!”
We are being robbed and must fight back.
Not in government, but major lib who now fights on the conservative side: http://www.horowitzfreedomcenter.org/
That is PERFECT.
Cleaned your brilliant joke up a bit for wider consumption....
BREAKING NEWS! Chief Justice Roberts was arrested today for bank robbery. Know how they caught him, even though he was wearing a mask? They knew it was him right away when he yelled, “Give me all your money, but this isn’t a stick-up, it’s a TAX!”
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