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'Papa Smurf' says he was too drunk to remember trespass warning
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Posted on 06/28/2012 2:22:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
"Papa Smurf" has been arrested.
It happened June 14 at Downtown Destin Plaza. An Okaloosa County Sheriff's deputy recognized the man who goes by the name Papa Smurf "on sight through my many dealings with him," the deputy wrote in his arrest report.
The deputy also knew Papa Smurf had been issued a trespass warning for the entire complex.
The deputy approached Mr. Smurf and advised him of his rights, which Mr. Smurf waived. He explained to the deputy he was too drunk to remember a trespass warning for the complex.
He was charged with misdemeanor trespassing. His court date is July 3.
TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
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To: Slings and Arrows
To: nickcarraway
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06/28/2012 2:25:03 PM PDT
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brivette
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
06/28/2012 2:29:51 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(FUMR)
To: COBOL2Java
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posted on
06/28/2012 2:32:57 PM PDT
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allmendream
(Tea Party did not send GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono; Daffynition
Not a PING.
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06/28/2012 2:37:08 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Fools.Damn fools.Welcome to the USSA. Socialism is slavery to the State and the Supreme Court did it)
To: a fool in paradise
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06/28/2012 2:38:45 PM PDT
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brivette
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
06/28/2012 4:36:08 PM PDT
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reagan_fanatic
(Worst. President. Ever.)
To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
He smurfed up.
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06/28/2012 8:13:58 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Vaguely remember something between “Tequila for everyone” and waking, beach sand covered, in San Diego jail.
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06/28/2012 8:22:51 PM PDT
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glock rocks
(optimist / pessimist? I'm an awesomist - There's a dragon in that glass!)
To: glock rocks
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posted on
06/28/2012 10:13:28 PM PDT
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dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: glock rocks
Vaguely remember something between “Tequila for everyone” and waking, beach sand covered, in San Diego jail. That wus me tonight without the jail booking and without Sandiegoo.
Fun instore, Nobody got hert.
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06/28/2012 10:21:57 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Fools.Damn fools.Welcome to the USSA. Socialism is slavery to the State and the Supreme Court did it)
To: nickcarraway
Guess that explains why he had the missing tooth and Mike Tyson’s tiger was in his bathroom.
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06/28/2012 10:23:35 PM PDT
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dfwgator
(FUJR (not you, Jim))
To: dayglored
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posted on
06/28/2012 10:35:33 PM PDT
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Bratch
To: Slings and Arrows
No, he WAS smurfed up.
“Ossifer, I’m too smurfed to remember.”
Was he arrested for SWI (Smurfing while intoxicated)?
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06/29/2012 3:37:09 AM PDT
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fredhead
(It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
To: fredhead
Either way, he’s smurfed now.
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06/29/2012 3:43:32 AM PDT
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Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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