Posted on 06/25/2012 3:32:21 AM PDT by barmag25
What better way to start off a Monday than waking up to some Chuck Norris Facts! Enjoy!
The only reason why any hurricanes actually reach the United States coastline is due to a conflict in Chuck Norris' schedule.
Children are warned not to run with scissors. Scissors are warned not to run with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is going to be 1 year old in 2012
Chuck Norris is the missing link
If Chuck Norris' beard were an animal, it would undoubtedly have zero natural predators and every living organism would be its natural prey.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money
Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.
Chuck Norris can do the y.m.c.a with both hands down by his side
Once Chuck Norris chewed up a gold bar and a chocolate bar, then he spit out Mr. T
The only way to make diamond powder is to rub the diamond on Chuck Norris's skin.
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If you can read this, You are within range of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
When Obama stands next to Chuck Norris, Obama is called “The Two”.
Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
Chuck Norris can pay attention in cash.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
LoL
Chuck Norris put the ‘fun’ in funeral.
Chuck Norris put the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
Chuck Norris left a bar drunk and had sex with a Mac Truck in the parking lot...nine months later Optimus Prime was born.
But but but....ouch...ok, you got me, I can't beat that. ;-)
Hated doing that...sadly, Christopher Lee lost cool points when the worst lead actor ever beheaded him.
Chuck Norris dosen’t always wash his truck, but when he does he uses Dos XXs.
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