Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
When Obama stands next to Chuck Norris, Obama is called “The Two”.
Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
Chuck Norris can pay attention in cash.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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