Posted on 05/31/2012 10:10:10 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
Reports have surfaced that President Barack Obama is very loyal to his barber. The President is a man of the common people, the report tells its listeners. He hangs out with regular folks, like his barber for example. The President has been using the same Chicago based barber, who goes by the name Zariff, for the past 17 years.
According to German Public Radio, the President flies Zariff from Chicago to DC for a trim every two weeks.
The president allegedly personally funds these trips.
President Obama obviously also does not care much about the massive carbon footprint his haircuts are leaving on our planet which, we are told, is tipping precariously.
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“the President flies Zariff from Chicago to DC for a trim every two weeks”
...or...
the President flies Zariff from Chicago to DC to smuggle cigs and blow into the White Hut every two weeks.
Is it true you can obtain a person’s DNA from sweat or hair?
How do you do it? I wish I could cut mine, but getting to the back is just impossible and I just hack it up. My haircut costs $20.00 plus tip every six weeks or so.
Just get a small handheld mirror and hold it in front of you with your week hand. Stand in front of your bathroom mirror and handle the clippers with your strong hand. It may seem kind of clumsy at first working in a mirror image, but eventually it becomes second nature...kind of like using the rear veiw mirrors on your car and “knowing” which side you’re looking at despite the mirror image...
Not only that, but the special trip requires the "barber" to be away from his place of business for at least a day, so he's got to charge a lot for that cut to make up for all of the other appointments that he has to give up to make the trip.
Has Edwards passed the “Ponytail” torch on to the Kenyan? Somehow it does not seem to fit obama.
let me guess, is his barber gay?
You know, hash is real compact, you can fit a two week supply in easily in the aluminum foil of your sandwich wrapper.
It would be interesting to know how many people Moochell flies in to tend to her...
“In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much,” she said. “See, that’s why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service,”— Michelle Obama.
We were wrong.
Michelle Obama, as we reported on July 7, is not served by twenty-two attendants who stand by to cater to her every whim.
She is served by twenty-six attendants, including a hair dresser and make-up artist.
The annual cost to taxpayers for such unprecedented attention is approximately $1,750,000 without taking into account the expense of the lavish benefit packages afforded to every attendant.
Little did American voters realize the call for “change” would result in the establishment of an Obama oligarchy.
The discovery of the additional attendants was made by D’Angelo Gore of factcheck.org and by calls to Katie McCormick Lelyyeld, Michelle Obama’s press secretary.
Mr. Gore launched his investigation of the First Lady’s staff in the wake of an article that appeared on thelastcrusade.org and Canada Free Press on July 7.
The article, which became a chain letter viewed by millions of Americans, reported that Michelle Obama requires more than twenty attendants - - more than any First Lady in U.S. History. It provided the following list of White House staff members assigned to the First Lady:
Readers throughout the country expressed outrage that Mrs. Obama would hire an unprecedented number of staffers in the midst of the Great Recession.
Why doesn’t he just move him into the White Hut and make him the Barber Czar?
It’s actually quite easy to do, especially after you have had a 6-pack ;)
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However, I have now found a worthwhile barber that has become my regular. He gives good haircut and shave. The shave also includes the ears. He trims my eyebrows and nose hair. And completes it with a head and shoulder massage. I now actually enjoy getting a haircut.
The cost is 60 baht ($1.80), and I give him 100 baht ($3.00) and say keep the change (which is an excessive tip, (not sarcasm)). If anyone is near Buriram Thailand I can provide his location.
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