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Man arrested in drunken driving stunt after taking zebra, parrot on a trip to a bar
foxnews.com ^ | 5/23/12 | AP

Posted on 05/23/2012 9:59:44 AM PDT by ColdOne

DUBUQUE, Iowa – An Iowa man stopped outside a Dubuque bar with a small zebra and a parrot in his truck has been charged with drunken driving.

KCRG-TV reports officers arrested 56-year-old Jerald Reiter of Cascade on Sunday in the parking lot of the Dog House bar, where people had been taking photos of the animals.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Society
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To: Slings and Arrows
And Mr. Giraffe helped them find the parrot.


21 posted on 05/23/2012 10:45:51 AM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: red-dawg

bwahahaha!


22 posted on 05/23/2012 10:47:07 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: Kirkwood

LOL!


23 posted on 05/23/2012 10:55:19 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: Lady Jag

Joe Biden, a parrot and a zebra walk into a bar.
Joe forgot to open the door again.


24 posted on 05/23/2012 10:58:05 AM PDT by vwbug
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To: Lady Jag

“Dude! Personal space!”


25 posted on 05/23/2012 11:04:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hubby predicted that there would be a lot of “A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar...” joke beginnings.


26 posted on 05/23/2012 11:05:35 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: ColdOne

A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar.
The bakkeep asks the parrot: “What``ll you have?”
The parrot says, “ A Grasshopper!”

The barkeep asks the man, “What`ll you have?”

“I`ll have a screwdriver.”

The barkeep asks the zebra, “What`ll you have?”
The Zebra says “I`ll have a Shirley Temple coz i`m driving the Mustang.”


27 posted on 05/23/2012 11:16:08 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (??`?? Who knew?)
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To: ColdOne

A man, a parrot amd a zebra walk into a bar.

The barkeep asks the parrot, What`ll you have? “ The parrot says “A Harveywallbanger!”
The barkeep asks the man what`ll you have?
“I `ll just have a coke coz i have to stay sober and keep my eye on the zebra coz he keeps to trying run away from home and join the circus.”


28 posted on 05/23/2012 11:25:32 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (??`?? Who knew?)
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To: TheOldLady

Good call.


29 posted on 05/23/2012 11:40:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: bunkerhill7

those are both funny.


30 posted on 05/23/2012 11:43:34 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: ColdOne

This sort of thing is all too common these days.


31 posted on 05/23/2012 11:48:51 AM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (I'd rather be a birther than a leg tingler!)
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To: ColdOne

Kerry walks into a bar. He says hello to the bartender, sits down, orders a scotch, and starts drinking.

Ten minutes later, a horse walks into the bar, orders a scotch and soda, and sits down next to Kerry.

The horse turns to Kerry and says,

“Hey, fella? Why the long face?”

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32 posted on 05/23/2012 11:49:09 AM PDT by GatĂșn(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: NRA1995

...and the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”


33 posted on 05/23/2012 11:49:27 AM PDT by Erasmus (BHO: New supreme leader of the homey rollin' empire.)
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To: ColdOne; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.
34 posted on 05/23/2012 11:50:52 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: ColdOne
An Iowa man stopped outside a Dubuque bar with a small zebra and a parrot in his truck has been charged with drunken driving.

"It was then I realized that I no longer had control of my life."

35 posted on 05/23/2012 11:51:32 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: ColdOne

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.

“Back in me pub in Glasgow,” brags the Scotsman, “fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!”

“In me pub in London,” says the Englishman,”I pay fer two pint’s o’ Guiness and they give me a third one free!”

“That’s nuthin’” says the Irishman, “Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free — and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!”

“Is that true?” asks the Scotsman. “Has that really happened to you?”

“Well, no,” says the Irishman, “but it happens to me sister all the time!”


36 posted on 05/23/2012 11:54:11 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: ColdOne

A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.


37 posted on 05/23/2012 11:56:45 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Lurker

Now that is funny right there I don’t care who you are!


38 posted on 05/23/2012 12:01:11 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: Revolting cat!; All

I am glad I posted this, I have been laughing all morning!


39 posted on 05/23/2012 12:12:53 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: Morgana

Yes if you promise not to poke me in the eye.


40 posted on 05/23/2012 12:31:18 PM PDT by wordsofearnest (Proper aim of giving is to put the recipient in a state where he no longer needs it. C.S. Lewis)
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