A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar.
The bakkeep asks the parrot: “What``ll you have?”
The parrot says, “ A Grasshopper!”
The barkeep asks the man, “What`ll you have?”
“I`ll have a screwdriver.”
The barkeep asks the zebra, “What`ll you have?”
The Zebra says “I`ll have a Shirley Temple coz i`m driving the Mustang.”
those are both funny.