Oh cr@p! I don't like where this is headed. I urge the Swedish zoo to conduct a vivisection on Santino the chimp as soon as possible
2 posted on
05/17/2012 7:30:14 PM PDT by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
Hides rocks to throw at passersby?
Must be a Palestinian ape.
;^)
3 posted on
05/17/2012 7:34:14 PM PDT by
elcid1970
(Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind.")
To: DogByte6RER
Chimps do not seem to be well disposed towards humans.
4 posted on
05/17/2012 7:40:00 PM PDT by
Ken H
(Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)
To: DogByte6RER
7 posted on
05/17/2012 7:51:33 PM PDT by
xp38
To: Slings and Arrows
11 posted on
05/17/2012 8:00:01 PM PDT by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
Ya could chop off his hands,
[Closing blast proof door]
and assert he is a Muslim chimp.
12 posted on
05/17/2012 8:05:53 PM PDT by
Navy Patriot
(Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it and the law is what WE say it is.)
To: DogByte6RER
Who knew that chimps were Democrats?
To: DogByte6RER
“an instance of spontaneous planning for a future event, a mental ability once widely thought limited to humans. “
wth?! haven’t these guys ever heard of squirrels?? they’re gathering for the winter
seriously, have people just gone stupid?
17 posted on
05/17/2012 8:32:59 PM PDT by
sten
(fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
To: DogByte6RER
I have a photograph I need to find from the early 1990’s at the National Zoo with my wife taking a picture of me in front of an Orangutan cage. The monkey is flipping me off.
I’d love to know what zoo employee taught him that! lol
18 posted on
05/17/2012 8:51:00 PM PDT by
Fledermaus
(Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are just useless and useful idiots.)
Oh please, this is nothing new. Behaviorists have known that chimps are sneaky, vengeful, and dangerous animals in the wild for years. They will orchestrate attacks on neighboring monkey colonies and eat the monkeys.
Heck, when I was in grade school, we had a field trip to the zoo, and I distinctly recall a chimp doing funny things to get us to come near the edge, and then he whipped around an grabbed a big handful of dung and flung it out, hitting Steve Polski right in the chest!
Mark
22 posted on
05/17/2012 9:40:24 PM PDT by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: DogByte6RER
Santino I suspect that after giving him an Italian name it was only natural for him to become deceptive.
26 posted on
05/18/2012 12:20:16 AM PDT by
BRL
To: DogByte6RER; right way right
*DING*DING*DING*DING* You both are on the right path, the operative word being 'crap'. Rocks ain't the only thing chimps will fling at zoo gawkers. *SPLAT*
How unsavory. 
"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
28 posted on
05/18/2012 2:45:18 AM PDT by
Viking2002
("Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always with the negative waves!" - Sgt. Oddball)
To: DogByte6RER; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
So it’s been said time and time again that man comes from apes.
But were did the apes come from?
Cats? Dogs? Squirrels? Mice? Gila Monsters? Geckos? Cranes? Storks? Dolphins? Whales? Gar?
32 posted on
05/18/2012 10:49:26 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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Oh cr@p! I don't like where this is headed. I urge the Swedish zoo to conduct a vivisection on Santino the chimp as soon as possible