[Viking2002]

*DING*DING*DING*DING* You both are on the right path, the operative word being 'crap'. Rocks ain't the only thing chimps will fling at zoo gawkers. *SPLAT*

How unsavory.

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

[Joe Brower]

Saw that very thing happen long ago on a school field trip to some zoo in New York. A classmate was taunting one chimp and it just let fly. Good aim, too. Someone else in the crowd commented at the time they should sign the chimp up to pitch for the Yankees.