[a fool in paradise]

So it’s been said time and time again that man comes from apes.

But were did the apes come from?

Cats? Dogs? Squirrels? Mice? Gila Monsters? Geckos? Cranes? Storks? Dolphins? Whales? Gar?

[Slings and Arrows]

But were did the apes come from?

Mommy and Daddy apes, who loved each other very much.