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Posted on 05/12/2012 6:43:11 PM PDT by TexasSecede79366
Just got off the phone with a guy that can only call about once a month. He's very redneck. My browser just crashed11
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To: TexasSecede79366
    “Who Put the Bomp In the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp?
 
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:44:38 PM PDT
by 
mnehring
 
To: TexasSecede79366
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:46:05 PM PDT
by 
skeeter
 
To: TexasSecede79366
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:47:33 PM PDT
by 
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
 
To: TexasSecede79366
    Federal or state institution?
 
To: TexasSecede79366
    Huh?
Random thoughts while under the influence.
 
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:48:37 PM PDT
by 
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
 
To: TexasSecede79366
    When are you up for parole?
 
To: TexasSecede79366
To: TexasSecede79366
    Hiku
You’re doing it wrong.
 
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:50:42 PM PDT
by 
mnehring
 
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:50:42 PM PDT
by 
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
 
To: TexasSecede79366
    Call me when your browser comes back up.
 
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:51:05 PM PDT
by 
irishtenor
(Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
 
To: TexasSecede79366
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:51:32 PM PDT
by 
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
 
To: TexasSecede79366
    Navel gazing.
It’s not just for fat old women with body odor anymore.
 
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:51:32 PM PDT
by 
SnuffaBolshevik
(In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
 
To: Revolting cat!
To: TexasSecede79366
    Hows the redneck guy doing? How come he can only call once a month? Are you logged on?
 
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:52:25 PM PDT
by 
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
 
To: TexasSecede79366
    Pray to the Sporkweasel...
 
To: the invisib1e hand
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:52:50 PM PDT
by 
John 3_19-21
(More voices, more power.)
 
To: TexasSecede79366
    “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”
 
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:54:13 PM PDT
by 
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact.  It is either opinion or satire; or both)
 
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posted on 
05/12/2012 6:54:46 PM PDT
by 
RingerSIX
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that they offer down at our Church.)
 
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