I wonder if it will be back "on again"?
Posted on 04/09/2012 10:28:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
APRIL 5--An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies.
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Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”
The victim recalled that Reber “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that he was “finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.
A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”
In a follow-up interview two days after the incident, the victim told police that his scrotum was “so swollen he is unable to walk and is missing work.” The man added that his scrotum “is still bleeding and doctors are not sure if there is permanent damage to his groin or not.”
Reber was charged with aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home, both felonies. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery, according to an affidavit. Reber is next due in court on April 30.
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It hurts. Never hit a guy there unless you’re planning on killing him.
The Silence of the Yams.
I’d have to take three pictures anyway.
(Because I have three cats. What did you think I was taking pictures of?)
Isn’t this what they teach females in school today anyway? Just a little ‘girl power’ gone amok.
You got a credit card slot instead?
Zer0’s been raiding it.
It took a second for me to get that but no,I don’t. :(
It would be pretty cool if I could stash things in my bosom.
“Could I borrow five dollars?”
Sure. *reaching into cleavage* Here you go!
hopefully I won’t have to!
I wonder if it will be back "on again"?
OK, I apologize for that post. I was wondering what I was doing sitting here for 20 minutes with my legs crossed and felt obliged to say something.
A friend of mine years ago fell, straddling a plank bleacher seat.
His “boys”swelled .he said, to a little larger than Oranges. He had ice packs on for a week.
While in the hospital, for two weeks, nurses that weren;t even assigned to him or his floor came by to”check” his progress.
I also had another pal that had the differential in his rail/dragster explode and it delayed his wedding. Dragsters, in the 1950 the driver sat over the differential.
Nothing to apologize for...um, you do know what “yams” are a slang term for?
Thanks, Lazlo!
Pix at post #29.
Amen.
I think I may start a business sellling armored codpieces.
By orders of magnitude.
“BALL ME MORIAL HOSPITAL”
ok bad joke but with that flag pole in the way...well...ok there was another bad joke..
Bet someone giggled though.
Your post made me cringe...twice. I’m glad I am not buddies with you. Your friends have a tendency for excruciatingly painful accidents.
Before I let you custom fit me, are you a female? If you are, are you even tempered?
If you are male,
forget-a-bout-it!
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