Posted on 03/21/2012 2:49:39 PM PDT by Stoat
And then she engaged in animal cruelty, when she force-fed his dog a steak.
I have a restraining order against her!
She’s r-r-r-raped me several times.
And then she engaged in animal cruelty, when she force-fed his dog a steak.
Indeed, and although details remain sketchy, it appears that several days were taken in order to do the deed. Perhaps she is a perfectionist and wanted to ensure that she was doing her task properly, and so repeated this terrible, unspeakable crime multiple times in order to assure its proper completion?
both offences took place at a suburban location between September 20 and September 23
Possible excerpt of the 'victim's' statement to the police:
"....she broke the door down and threw me on the bed, pummeling me with her petite fists if I made the slightest objection. She then tore my clothes off and aggressively had her way with me. It was horrible, officer! When she was done, she cooked me a lobster dinner and did it again and again...over the course of DAYS! Sometimes it was steak, sometimes with bearnaise sauce... I feel so violated, so used! ...."
Has anybody got her telephone number...?
I suspect that the man in question might not be an adult - mentally I mean.
That's certainly possible....if the man has been diagnosed as being mentally deficient in the clinical sense or developmentally disabled in some way then there would be additional charges brought against her, non of which has been alluded to in this admittedly sparse and poorly-written article. If that's what has happened then that of course would turn the humorous overtones of this thread on it's ear and she would be lambasted as utterly demonic, vile and depraved by all.
At this point my guess is that there is a LOT of information that hasn't been disclosed and we're having a bit of fun while knowing full well that what we're reading is incomplete and presents more or less a comic book scenario as it stands.
If it turns out that this woman is as evil as you suggest, I'm certain that everyone here will be calling for the maximum allowed penalties against her. In the meantime, I don't have a problem with making a few jokes based upon an admittedly small picture of the situation ;-)
Perhaps a little peril?
“Dear Penthouse Letters...”
I like peril!
NOT David Brock, ping.
Shut your eyes and enjoy!
I appreciate the ping, but this one rubs me the wrong way.
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