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1 posted on 03/15/2012 6:20:36 AM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus
Yeah?

Well ... my uncle did not marry an insect, neether ... uhhh ... nyether .... uhhh ... well, he dint .. that's all.

2 posted on 03/15/2012 6:25:25 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: dangus
Whales are fish

When did THIS happen?

3 posted on 03/15/2012 6:30:41 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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Uranus was spelled (or spelt) omicron, upsilon, alpha, nu, omicron, sigma, with the accent on the ultima, and would therefore have been pronounced o-ran-OS by the Greeks.

But only a pedant would use the correct classical Greek pronunciation in English. You might as well say ‘Kaisar’ and ‘faikes’ instead of Caesar and feces.


4 posted on 03/15/2012 6:31:03 AM PDT by proxy_user
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How about Pock-ee-ston?

Or the reporters who always sound like they came from south of the border when they have to pronounce Nicaragua?

How the hell did the 7th planet become "urineness?"

Because they got tired of all the jokes about your-anus.

5 posted on 03/15/2012 6:32:53 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: dangus
...but then neither are cuttlefish, jellyfish, starfish, shellfish,...

Those aren't fish, either.

6 posted on 03/15/2012 6:34:21 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: dangus
Insert "You mad Bro" graphic here...

But yes, NPR frequently makes me want to shoot something. They never seem to realize that as a class, they appear to be educated far beyond their intelligence.

8 posted on 03/15/2012 6:45:55 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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Dangus is ENTMAN!
9 posted on 03/15/2012 6:48:35 AM PDT by HenryArmitage (it was not meant that we should voyage far.)
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To: dangus

Whales are fish.

******
HUH?


10 posted on 03/15/2012 6:50:43 AM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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I briefly dated a girl who was studying German and had just spent a semester in Regensberg. She was driven to distraction by my references to "Munich" and "Bavaria."

She: "I don't know why you keep calling them that? That's not what they're called!"
Me: "What should I call them?"
She: "Munchen and Bayern, of course!"

Bye-bye.

16 posted on 03/15/2012 7:00:06 AM PDT by Oratam
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Good grief, has it gotten to the point where they’re saying “Meheecoh” on NPR now? Ever since Dear Leader started with the Pahkeestahn business, the media have really let themselves go with the non-anglo pronunciations (which is a form of sticking it to The Man and therefore irresistable to leftists).


17 posted on 03/15/2012 7:01:28 AM PDT by Yardstick
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NPR needs to use the correct “Commie” for “progressive” and socialist for ‘rat.


18 posted on 03/15/2012 7:05:13 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: dangus

The Prince of Whales will be upset to hear that whales are not mammals. The confusion is understandable; however, as NPR is almost exclusively populated by dead fish.


20 posted on 03/15/2012 7:08:14 AM PDT by davius (You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
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The 2004 disaster that killed all those people in Indonesia was a tidal wave.

No, it wasn't. It had nothing to do with the tide.

Ironically, "tsunami" means "harbor wave," and is thus an inaccurate description.

Tsunamis are barely observable in the open ocean and build up their height when they reach the shore. So "harbor wave" is somewhat accurate.

21 posted on 03/15/2012 7:10:23 AM PDT by wideminded
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To: dangus
Whales are fish.

The Oxford English Dictionary has over four full pages devoted to the word fish. (And these are BIG pages!) Here's the first definition they give:

In popular language, any animal living exclusively in the water; primarily denoting vertebrate animals provided with fins and destitute of limbs; but extended to include various cetaceans, crustaceans, molluscs, etc. In modern scientific language (to which popular usage now tends to approximate) restricted to a class of vertebrate animals, provided with gills throughout life, and cold blooded; the limbs, if present, are modified into fins, and supplemented by unpaired median fins. Except in the compound shell-fish the word is no longer applied in educated use to invertebrate animals
ML/NJ
22 posted on 03/15/2012 7:10:34 AM PDT by ml/nj
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The city is actually called Turin in the local dialect.

... which means "Thorn" IIRC, and wasn't that city once a stronghold for the Knights Templar in the 1300's or am I getting two places mixed up?

24 posted on 03/15/2012 7:15:24 AM PDT by backwoods-engineer (I will vote against ANY presidential candidate who had non-citizen parents.)
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My major annoyance on NPR (along with the foreign place names) is their insistence on pronouncing people's names with the accent of the person's ancestral home. The announcer will be plodding along in good ol' fashioned, American, midwestern English and suddenly contort his mouth into a pretzel to pronounce, say, Juan Carlos in Castilian. Which makes it incomprehensible to the average English-speaker.

It's their fullness of themselves that drives me crazy.

25 posted on 03/15/2012 7:15:47 AM PDT by BfloGuy (The final outcome of the credit expansion is general impoverishment.)
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To: dangus

The English invented a language they can’t speak.


28 posted on 03/15/2012 7:31:45 AM PDT by SkyDancer (Talent Without Ambition Is Sad - Ambition Without Talent Is Worse)
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Wrong on all counts. Get your money back for your failed education.


30 posted on 03/15/2012 7:52:13 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: dangus

Ishmael thought they were fish. He was wrong too.


32 posted on 03/15/2012 7:59:53 AM PDT by DManA
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