The English invented a language they can’t speak.
“The English invented a language they cant speak.”
Oh the irony! :D
Considering the frequent brash simplification of spelling required by American English whilst simultaneously convoluting the grammar, it’s a little hard for an Englishman who speaks English to take this thread seriously!
PS, will one of you please tell Bill Gates there’s no such thing as ‘British English’, it’s the most appalling tautology. :)