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Short Bus's Obama Birth Certificate Defense Is Officially ZOTTED
The Stir ^ | 3/2/12 | Sasha Brown-Worsham

Posted on 03/02/2012 9:17:36 AM PST by Short Bus

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona is bound and determined to make sure we never forget the embarrassment of the birther movement. Most of us would love to put that ugly little racist blip in our history -- a time when conspiracy theorists and fools alike accused President Barack Obama of not being American. But Arpaio, a sheriff in Phoenix, Arizona, just won't give it up.

Can we say beating a dead horse, people? Sometimes it seems like certain politicians just do things to help out Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Bill Maher. After all, how else does anyone explain Arpaio's inane and insane assertion that Obama, a man who produced his birth certificate last year, isn't American?

See his ranting [here].

"Forgery or fraud may have been committed," says Arpaio. Ooooh no! Are ghosts and goblins real, too, Sheriff Arpaio? How about the Loch Ness Monster? Do you go visit old Nessie on your days off from enforcing the laws of Arizona?

In all seriousness, this is vile racism plain and simple. In a place like Arizona, it's no surprise -- after all, many politicians there (including Arpaio) hold rather Draconian views on immigration -- and it's disgusting. And it's getting old fast.

For all you doubters for whom book learning was apparently a challenge, here are the facts: President Barack Obama was born in Honolulu on August 4, 1961. He has produced both a certificate of live birth during the 2008 campaign and the long-form certificate last year. Neither has been disproved.

So why is this still going on? Arpaio seems like a joke, but, according to Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt, Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney doesn't think so. Yesterday LaBolt tweeted:

Romney has called Arpaio for his endorsement, his aides called "weekly" and Arpaio was his honorary Chair in 08.
That's embarrassing. The fact is, most people agree Arpaio is a few cards shy of a full deck, but here we are still talking about him. Is this an alternate universe? Why am I guessing this guy is the type of person who stays at parties hours after they have ended asking for more chips and guacamole? Dude, the party is over, the ship has sailed, and you are beating a dead horse.

Sadly, there aren't enough cliched ways to say IT'S OVER to make it any clearer to this guy.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: alinsky; arpaio; birther; birthers; crackpot; leftwingcrackpot; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; naturalborncitizen; scaredottruth; trollalert; trollheadinbed; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; zot
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To: Darksheare

Hmmmmmm


581 posted on 03/09/2012 9:58:36 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Darksheare
Sounds classy enough...

Best of luck Darks!

582 posted on 03/09/2012 10:03:42 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Scoutmaster; null and void; ColdOne; HKMk23; ...

Have a great day, y’all!


583 posted on 03/09/2012 10:08:48 AM PST by Silentgypsy
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To: Darksheare

Sorry to lose you for a couple of months. Thank you for your service.


584 posted on 03/09/2012 10:09:35 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Gonna need it!
Thanks!


585 posted on 03/09/2012 10:09:39 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It’s only from March 25th to the almost end of May.
Should be okay.

It’s not like there’s a flood of trolls out there waiting for me to not be here, right?


586 posted on 03/09/2012 10:11:02 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

You’re *famous*!!!!


587 posted on 03/09/2012 10:16:41 AM PST by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

LOL, not really!


588 posted on 03/09/2012 10:22:03 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Don’t worry - we’ve got your six.


589 posted on 03/09/2012 10:28:10 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: null and void

OK, forget it.


590 posted on 03/09/2012 10:28:15 AM PST by Silentgypsy
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To: Darksheare
YOU MADE IT WORSE!!!

Worse, or better?

591 posted on 03/09/2012 10:34:38 AM PST by null and void (Day 1144 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Slings and Arrows; null and void
Okers!

Even doggie is afraid of them

592 posted on 03/09/2012 10:35:23 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: null and void

Invader Ten with the malfunctioning SIR units: “Oh my God, they’re destroying EVERYTHING!”


593 posted on 03/09/2012 10:36:41 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

I will miss you. But you know that, right?

XOXOXO


594 posted on 03/09/2012 12:23:07 PM PST by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’ll be back in May.


595 posted on 03/09/2012 12:25:08 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

I know. But I’ll still miss you. In fact, I’m practicing for it, now. *snert*

;o]


596 posted on 03/09/2012 12:39:29 PM PST by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: ILS21R

so was his law application.


597 posted on 03/09/2012 12:39:35 PM PST by television is just wrong
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare

Snert?

I had quite a muddle this morning, trying to play the piano and read Spanish with the test-pattern flashing across my eyes. It’s a good thing Tom drove!

I took a giant ibuprofen and now I have only a mild headache. Maybe a decongestant would help, but first I’ll try a shower.


598 posted on 03/09/2012 12:43:04 PM PST by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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To: Tax-chick; All

I may or may not be online tomorrow. In my travels yesterday, I managed to tweak my knees and today, I’m on crutches. It’s too painful to get up and down here, so I am going to bed, put some heat on my knees and take some ibuprofin.

Anyway, don’t worry. If you do worry, you can text me!

Later..


599 posted on 03/09/2012 12:43:24 PM PST by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face

OH, dear. I hope you feel much better after heating teh nees.


600 posted on 03/09/2012 12:45:01 PM PST by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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