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Short Bus's Obama Birth Certificate Defense Is Officially ZOTTED
The Stir ^ | 3/2/12 | Sasha Brown-Worsham

Posted on 03/02/2012 9:17:36 AM PST by Short Bus

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona is bound and determined to make sure we never forget the embarrassment of the birther movement. Most of us would love to put that ugly little racist blip in our history -- a time when conspiracy theorists and fools alike accused President Barack Obama of not being American. But Arpaio, a sheriff in Phoenix, Arizona, just won't give it up.

Can we say beating a dead horse, people? Sometimes it seems like certain politicians just do things to help out Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Bill Maher. After all, how else does anyone explain Arpaio's inane and insane assertion that Obama, a man who produced his birth certificate last year, isn't American?

See his ranting [here].

"Forgery or fraud may have been committed," says Arpaio. Ooooh no! Are ghosts and goblins real, too, Sheriff Arpaio? How about the Loch Ness Monster? Do you go visit old Nessie on your days off from enforcing the laws of Arizona?

In all seriousness, this is vile racism plain and simple. In a place like Arizona, it's no surprise -- after all, many politicians there (including Arpaio) hold rather Draconian views on immigration -- and it's disgusting. And it's getting old fast.

For all you doubters for whom book learning was apparently a challenge, here are the facts: President Barack Obama was born in Honolulu on August 4, 1961. He has produced both a certificate of live birth during the 2008 campaign and the long-form certificate last year. Neither has been disproved.

So why is this still going on? Arpaio seems like a joke, but, according to Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt, Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney doesn't think so. Yesterday LaBolt tweeted:

Romney has called Arpaio for his endorsement, his aides called "weekly" and Arpaio was his honorary Chair in 08.
That's embarrassing. The fact is, most people agree Arpaio is a few cards shy of a full deck, but here we are still talking about him. Is this an alternate universe? Why am I guessing this guy is the type of person who stays at parties hours after they have ended asking for more chips and guacamole? Dude, the party is over, the ship has sailed, and you are beating a dead horse.

Sadly, there aren't enough cliched ways to say IT'S OVER to make it any clearer to this guy.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: alinsky; arpaio; birther; birthers; crackpot; leftwingcrackpot; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; naturalborncitizen; scaredottruth; trollalert; trollheadinbed; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; zot
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Maybe it just seems harder when you have arthritis. ;-)


1,281 posted on 03/23/2012 5:12:38 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: fanfan

No doubt : )


1,282 posted on 03/23/2012 5:23:18 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: NicknamedBob; ColdOne

Very good, Bob.

I’ve been to Hoover Dam. It is unbelievably enormously big.


1,283 posted on 03/23/2012 5:47:59 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Does your life need some excitement? Become a Cub Scout leader!)
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To: fanfan
Canadians also think we have a major city called “Torawno"

I'd have said "Terahno," but then, I'm from Mizzouruh, which borders Illinoise and Ioway.

1,284 posted on 03/23/2012 5:50:02 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Does your life need some excitement? Become a Cub Scout leader!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Happy Birthday, And as my mother says happy personal new year.

I live here in southern California and have been to Phoenix to work on a project.


1,285 posted on 03/23/2012 7:05:35 PM PDT by ThomasThomas
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To: ThomasThomas; stephenjohnbanker
Happy Birthday,sjb.

"I live here in southern California and have been to Phoenix to work on a project."

Speaking of Phoenix and phoenixes, I've been listening to, for almost half an hour now, a Buddhist priest chanting over the newly-virgin ground of a housing construction site one street over from where I sit as I type this.

Apparently it's bad luck here to build anything substantial without having a priest bless the site first. The guy even sounds angry sometimes, like he's telling the spirits of samurai who may have mislaid their guntles that poltergeistery mischief will not be tolerated.

Weird, interesting and ultimately completely irrelevant stuff. Am I in the right place, here?

The dude's still shouting. . . Oh, shoot. I think he heard the gales coming from my open window. It's an ill wind blowing now, I'm telling you.

1,286 posted on 03/23/2012 7:34:03 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome
The guy even sounds angry sometimes, like he's telling the spirits of samurai who may have mislaid their gruntles that poltergeistery mischief will not be tolerated.

That could turn into a novel! Are you sure it's Buddhist and not Shinto?

1,287 posted on 03/23/2012 8:07:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Does your life need some excitement? Become a Cub Scout leader!)
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To: Tax-chick
"Are you sure it's Buddhist and not Shinto?"

Definitely Buddhist. No Shinto.

1,288 posted on 03/23/2012 9:29:57 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

LOL!


1,289 posted on 03/23/2012 10:16:00 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Thanks, TT!


1,290 posted on 03/23/2012 10:16:48 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

“Very good, Bob.

I’ve been to Hoover Dam”

Who gives a Dam ?


1,291 posted on 03/23/2012 10:18:41 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob; ...

1,292 posted on 03/24/2012 3:20:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Does your life need some excitement? Become a Cub Scout leader!)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
We slept outside in Missouri, when I was quite small.

I love sleeping under an open sky. Strange how a few (a few) older Scouts who will free rappel off a 350' face will balk at the idea of sleeping in the open.

A large group of 'never-done-it-before-ers' tried it with trepidation for the first time in a grove of huge oaks in the Mountain Bridge Wilderness Area in South Carolina (a hidden treasure with a chestnut tree graveyard). A strong wind came in that night and the Scouts were awakened by a machine gun pelting of acorns from great height.

The shock and bewilderment grew into laughter (and, by morning, lumps). For those guys, it cemented sleeping outside as *the* thing to do, when possible, instead of ruining the experience.

Backpacking out the next morning, we'd pass other hikers:

Were you guys stung by bees?

Nope. Acorns.

1,293 posted on 03/24/2012 6:19:03 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; fanfan; Silentgypsy
"Who gives a Dam ?"

Tinkers.

They can afford it.

1,294 posted on 03/24/2012 6:28:32 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome
"Weird, interesting and ultimately completely irrelevant stuff. Am I in the right place, here?"

Perfect!

You fit in here like a loop in a bobba.

1,295 posted on 03/24/2012 6:35:44 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: ColdOne

See post #1149. Pages three and four have the dam photos.


1,296 posted on 03/24/2012 6:42:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, you COULD be from NeVAHda, or even Ora-gone. And you could take an electronical item in a plastical bag with you.


1,297 posted on 03/24/2012 6:46:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face; ColdOne
"Pages three and four have the dam photos."

Well, thanks, I guess. You don't have to be so surly about it.

1,298 posted on 03/24/2012 6:47:00 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Heh. It just happens to be the word my initials have spelled since the day I was named...get over it! LOL!


1,299 posted on 03/24/2012 6:51:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face

EH?


1,300 posted on 03/24/2012 6:53:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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