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I Support President Obama Because........(HUMOR THREAD)

Posted on 02/09/2012 4:28:23 AM PST by The_Freemason

Hey guys I found this list and I thought it would be funny to add our own FR touch to it:

I support the President Obama BECAUSE....

Kim Jong Il is gone and Obama is the only true leader left!

He has TRILLIONS of things left to accomplish for us!

Amerikka is STILL a mean country, we need MORE FREE STUFF!

I am ready to be CHANGED! Somebody CHANGE ME!

He is the only ONE able to HEEL Amerikka!

He needs more time cleaning up the 236 years of destruction that is the US!

He hates and will destroy the rich greedy bankers big business The ONE PERCENT!

I'm still waiting for my GAS and my mortgage to be paid for!

I trust no one else to discern my right to free cheese in the Commerce Clause!

He OWES me and SO DO YOU!

Labor force participation is down to 63% - that's 63% TOO HIGH!

He's a d*ck and I am his supporter.

More COWBELL, DAMMIT!!!!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: vanity

1 posted on 02/09/2012 4:28:30 AM PST by The_Freemason
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To: The_Freemason

IBTZ

Calling the Viking Kitties....


2 posted on 02/09/2012 4:36:45 AM PST by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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To: The_Freemason

Obama is a SCFOAMF. Just because he takes too many vacations doesn’t make him a traveling man!


3 posted on 02/09/2012 4:39:28 AM PST by DrDude (Governor of the 57th State)
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To: The_Freemason

Obama is a hard-core Marxist deliberately tearing America down bit by bit.

There is NOTHING funny about Obama.

Are you on the wrong site?


4 posted on 02/09/2012 4:41:43 AM PST by Cringing Negativism Network (What if Obama isn't the anti-Christ after all? What if it's Romney?...)
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To: Islander7

Humor much?


5 posted on 02/09/2012 4:42:39 AM PST by YourAdHere (Obama's farts cured my cancer!)
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To: The_Freemason

My tagline says it all.


6 posted on 02/09/2012 4:44:04 AM PST by YourAdHere (Obama's farts cured my cancer!)
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To: The_Freemason

I support president Obama to be the new Dear Leader of North Korea. Then he could get the whole Messiah thing really going full speed with that country of lunatic minions worshiping him.


7 posted on 02/09/2012 4:45:33 AM PST by ZX12R (FUBO GTFO 2012 ! We should take off and Newt washington from orbit.)
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To: The_Freemason

I can’r even type the words.


8 posted on 02/09/2012 4:56:54 AM PST by MestaMachine (obama kills)
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To: The_Freemason

It seems like there’s supposed to be an external link in here somewhere. Where did you find the list?


9 posted on 02/09/2012 6:31:14 AM PST by Tarantulas ( Illegal immigration - the trojan horse that's treated like a sacred cow)
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To: The_Freemason

I actually think it’s sort of funny.

I smile like Montresor does when he thinks of Fortunato’s immolation.

I’m waiting for Obama’s immolation....in a figurative way of course.


10 posted on 02/09/2012 7:01:26 AM PST by Tolkien (Grace is the Essence of the Gospel; Gratitude is the Essence of Ethics.)
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To: The_Freemason

He’s the only one who can beat Romney for POTUS?


11 posted on 02/09/2012 8:46:48 AM PST by MasterGunner01 (11)
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To: The_Freemason

He’s the only one who can beat Romney for POTUS?


12 posted on 02/09/2012 8:46:58 AM PST by MasterGunner01 (11)
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